I just know somebody got the chance to make their fetish into a commercial and tool it.

You need to embrace stupid surnames. God knows I have! Why settle for pretty? He could be gorgeousson.

I am the one with a hat and scarf. Looking vaguely ridiculous because it’s like 59 degrees outside.

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I wrote something!

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I insist you are top right.

It’s a shame shirt stays still suck

I think you post on your Tumblr asking people about it. You have a bigger reach there. Like what would it take for you to engage in that platform? I assume more Patreon followers are also there.

Patreon feels weird with interaction. I also wonder if it’s because of how it comes via email that people may not comment.

Always

I stopped growing at 19.

I’m kind of obsessed with this post.

Brb making alts

My children love one tree hill and Laguna beach.

lol well his teeth look great

Is that the same guy?

If the high heeled boots fit.

I’m holding space with this

That's exactly what I was going for.

CallMeCrazy Nothing about him is natural. Not the hair, the lips, the eyes, that chin. It's all fake. It doesn't start out that way. He didn't start out that way. He met the man who would become Daddy at a…

I don't think captions are my future, but I saw this image and it came to mind.

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I’m excited to go see my best boy. Won’t lie, I expected the reviews to be rough but everyone seems to love it.

Sounds like someone who never progressed mentally beyond middle school. I'm gonna act like a jerk! That'll get me what I want!

Image by baraland.bsky.social, depicting the transformation in my story The House Always Wins!

perhaps time for an intro?

i go by aardvark. i've been writing erotica centered around male muscle growth for over 20 years now, and it has motivated me to take up bodybuilding myself. i'll be posting about my new stories, fitness routine, goals, and very beautiful buff men. 🏋️‍♂️