(strums guitar once) Kids playin with communism instead of a slinky… iPad baby suckin on an iBinky… (changes chord, strums guitar once but it sounds bad, adjusts fingers & strums it again) seems like no one is drinkin out the hose… they just wanna put ketamine up their nose…
22.06.2024 06:50 — 👍 104 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 1The Rolling Stones lips but it's a butthole. Do they still sue people? I have an idea.
07.05.2024 15:57 — 👍 1830 🔁 398 💬 64 📌 181i saw MICHAEL JACKSON him self at walking out infront of me at shmorgasborg at the Markets at The Grove . he was buying a hot dog. JACKSON is alive! JACKSON lives!
10.02.2024 14:30 — 👍 1828 🔁 162 💬 47 📌 10“im rotating an apple in my mind” big fuckin deal. im rotating one with my hands
22.02.2024 08:10 — 👍 88 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0
Various drawings of Izutsumi from Dungeon Meshi. Clockwise from the top left corner, there is a chibi-like full-body with angular features, Izutsumi sleeping soundly in a cramped position, Izutsumi wearing a shirt reading "I'm not the catgirl I'm just the cat that girled up", three small Izutsumi faces lined up vertically, and Izutsumi having her face squished by Marcille, who says "so soft!"
Drawing of Izutsumi and Senshi from Dungeon Meshi, with a small Izutsumi resting on the top of Senshi's helmet.
the izutsumer <3
20.02.2024 01:52 — 👍 22 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
Digital art of Laios from Dungeon Meshi in a parody of The Very Hungry Caterpillar, with the text “The Very Hungry Adventurer” replacing the original title. He is crouched on all fours.
21.02.2024 16:46 — 👍 93 🔁 43 💬 1 📌 1
NY post tweet Stop drinking ginger ale for an upset stomach — it could be doing more harm than good trib.al/Wxx6WGw
You can fuck right off
04.02.2024 18:53 — 👍 305 🔁 32 💬 34 📌 10forgot i had this app
04.02.2024 11:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0giving crypto to the homeless on camera because im nice & i need to prove it to the court
21.12.2023 11:51 — 👍 57 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
me: “perhaps the prophecy was false… maybe there IS no twelve-sided columbo…”
(a shining ray of light comes out of the cave as it surrounds an ethereal polygonal detective)
dodecalumbo: “oh, twelve more things…”
Happy Winter Solstice to all who celebrate.
21.12.2023 11:30 — 👍 287 🔁 72 💬 3 📌 1
cross stitch of a lantern by a river
cross stitch of a bridge reflecting in a river
working on outlines!!
20.12.2023 19:21 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0amazing! where's the pattern from?
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An embroidered snake and flowers design that is very reminiscent of traditional tattoo design
Okay this is the very last thing finished, I’m done making stuff for the rest of the month
21.12.2023 06:04 — 👍 323 🔁 20 💬 8 📌 1
Guys, Amazon deforestation is down 50% this year!
It's worth saying twice: Amazon deforestation is down 50% this year!!!!!!! 2023 was also the best year ever for reforestation and carbon reduction! We're doing it! We're really doing it! #ShareGoodNewsToo
97 year old comic about what would happen if "pocket telephones" were to be invented.
20.12.2023 07:51 — 👍 535 🔁 153 💬 15 📌 14im going to start copy posting my twitter posts here so every son of bitch can have a look? That good, Elon? Or are we about to have some bull shit
19.12.2023 06:39 — 👍 2973 🔁 183 💬 48 📌 6Geðveikur? Ég var eitt sinn geðveikur. Þeir settu mig í herbergi. Gummí herbergi. Herbergi með rottum. Rottur gerðu mig geðveikan.Geðveikur? Ég var eitt sinn geðveikur. Þeir settu mig í herbergi. Gummí herbergi. Herbergi með rottum. Rottur gerðu mig geðveikan.Geðveikur? Ég var eitt sinn geðveikur.
23.11.2023 16:29 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
VOLCANO ERUPTION in iceland
18.12.2023 22:59 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Pizza Hut is trying to get me to gamble on draftkings
There’s already something dystopian and depressing about getting a pizza from Pizza Hut without them asking me to get into sports betting
18.12.2023 16:13 — 👍 159 🔁 17 💬 13 📌 3
A reporter asked Eric Adams how his year went yesterday and immediately got the strangest quote imaginable, to the point where I had to check it was coming from a real reporter and not a joke account.
18.12.2023 14:30 — 👍 1007 🔁 191 💬 68 📌 75Lotte Laserstein was a fascinating woman whose life and career were nearly ended by the Nazi regime. Please read more about her here! londonartweek.co.uk/lottelaserst...
18.12.2023 06:12 — 👍 74 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0
Oil painting of a shorthaired classic brown tabby - meaning its coat pattern is swirling, marbled lines of brown and black. It looks pretty chonky and it is crouched in the snow as if it has just pounced and landed there but missed whatever it was trying to pounce on. Its head is up and looking in the distance, possibly at the prey it just missed.
Lost Chance. 1881. www.kalligone.com/lost-chance-...
17.12.2023 23:31 — 👍 512 🔁 45 💬 1 📌 1einhverjir íslendingar hérna eða
17.12.2023 22:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People filmed gay porn in the chamber of Congress dominated by 80-year-old reactionaries, and you’re laughing?
17.12.2023 19:14 — 👍 707 🔁 81 💬 31 📌 6hiiiiiiii :3
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