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I’ve never been wrong. I used to work in a record store.

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Another incredible High Concept storyline from Davey and Viz.

05.03.2026 11:16 — 👍 24    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0

I’d forgotten he was involved

05.03.2026 10:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have been largely holding my tongue on this but I have always loathed it. Spectacularly tedious and hackneyed melodrama about utterly unlikeable characters.

05.03.2026 10:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Madonna tabloid headline

MADAME SEX
Inside Madonna most raunchy music video shoot ever at secret UK location as Queen Of Pop continues to push boundaries

Madonna tabloid headline MADAME SEX Inside Madonna most raunchy music video shoot ever at secret UK location as Queen Of Pop continues to push boundaries

The Pub(l)ic Hair Salon, Scunthorpe

Which unfortunately constantly has the (l) removed from the first word of the sign.

The Pub(l)ic Hair Salon, Scunthorpe Which unfortunately constantly has the (l) removed from the first word of the sign.

04.03.2026 21:28 — 👍 35    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 2

I’m not being entirely facetious. The first is an astonishing story about objectively The Best Royal and the second is so WTF it still surprises me every time I remember it actually happened

04.03.2026 21:27 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Was thinking the other day that we should have two specials of The Crown but they should focus on a) the attempted kidnapping of Princess Anne in 1974, and b) It’s A Royal Knockout

04.03.2026 21:23 — 👍 29    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
Bob Mortimer as John Lovejoy.

Bob Mortimer as John Lovejoy.

They’re remaking Lovejoy?

04.03.2026 14:08 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

"Marge, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anybody about my busy hands."

04.03.2026 16:55 — 👍 20    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 1

When Lana Del Rey sings about her boyfriend playing video games I like to imagine he’s playing Chuckie Egg on a Spectrum.

04.03.2026 14:04 — 👍 25    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

Arcadia by Tom Stoppard is very very good at the centrality of maths to our existence

04.03.2026 15:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have never bought PE again after that. Or The Observer.

04.03.2026 15:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cartoon titled "know the work rules".

The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny"

The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools.  The woman fearfully picks up the 
Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"

Cartoon titled "know the work rules". The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny" The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools. The woman fearfully picks up the Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"

know the funny papers rules

04.03.2026 13:42 — 👍 2810    🔁 421    💬 17    📌 3

I didn’t, but thank you!

04.03.2026 13:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a woman with purple hair is sitting at a desk with a clock that shows the time as 12:37 ALT: a woman with purple hair is sitting at a desk with a clock that shows the time as 12:37
04.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Couldn't get it out of my head, so now it's on here.

03.03.2026 18:19 — 👍 209    🔁 82    💬 6    📌 1
The other option is good cop, cop pretending to be a fish on the floor that keeps flopping around but won't die.

The other option is good cop, cop pretending to be a fish on the floor that keeps flopping around but won't die.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good Cop
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-cop

The other option is good cop, cop pretending to be a fish on the floor that keeps flopping around but won't die.

03.03.2026 16:33 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Twin Peaks logo, but it says TWON POOKS

Twin Peaks logo, but it says TWON POOKS

Crabtree out of Allo Allo

Crabtree out of Allo Allo

02.03.2026 22:10 — 👍 160    🔁 52    💬 3    📌 1

Which Way Western Man?

02.03.2026 17:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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02.03.2026 17:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’ve just reminded me of the absolute danger on The Other Place who used to obsessively post about how Starmer was having an affair with Angela Rayner

02.03.2026 16:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Oh man, I loved those things. Just had a bit of a Proustian rush as the taste and texture came back to me

02.03.2026 16:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The “Zionist BBC” eh?

02.03.2026 15:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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You are trapped and under attack in Dubai - while back home in Chichester your daughters are furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, you left your Mounjaro pen…in the fridge???

02.03.2026 14:45 — 👍 68    🔁 7    💬 9    📌 1
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CORPORATION OF ONE- THE REAL LIFE (1989)
YouTube video by Renegade Sound CORPORATION OF ONE- THE REAL LIFE (1989)

There are quite a few remixes too - one by Moby and an excellent one by Fila Brazilia. Here’s the Corporation of One track Justin mentioned, which I’m lucky enough to own on 12” youtu.be/XX0H2qPhe3E?...

02.03.2026 10:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Odd article this, which struggles to match the headline (basically, story it tells is Starmer kept being being pushed to abandon net zero by some advisers but never did). There’s room for genuine disappointment with Labour on envmnt, but prob most pro-Net Zero gvmnt in Europe today (maybe Spain?).

01.03.2026 17:08 — 👍 27    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 1

Definite atmosphere of clutching at straws throughout, with lots of “McSweeney thought the environment wasn’t important, hung about with someone who hung about with some pro-oil types, Starmer ignored him. Btw, McSweeney was sacked”

01.03.2026 17:37 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

He’s an appalling grifter and fraud. One of several reasons I can’t bear Polanski is that he gives off heavy Yaroufakis vibes

01.03.2026 15:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0