NZPolKermit

You support a pedo.

Let me tell you how happy I was when I discovered that the Auckland Zoo sold manure under the name Endangered Feces.

We will ship you the mushrooms instead.

New Zealand has internet Jerry. It’s just that it works at dialup speed.

YouTube video by MSNBC 'Cruelty isn't the point, it's the priority': Psaki on Vance's defense of Trump's megabill

www.youtube.com/shorts/imCdp...

It's just like here. It's the priority.

This coalition has to go, and anything like it can never see power again. Maybe it's tempting to see some tax cuts if you're rich, but it inevitably leads down this road.

We're not different, New Zealand.

I just got a Polestar as well. It's happening no matter how much Shane Jones shakes his fist at clouds.

Looks like Shane and Co are fast-tracking it.

Most anti-democratic group you can imagine. Just think if Ardern had done __anything__ like this. They would have lost their minds… and now, this is not only a huge blight, but also risks our wine industry.

Just own goal after own goal.

He might bring out the stick, but that's because he lost this battle long ago. He let China take the Cooks, and he should be getting SKEWERED for failing this badly.

On top of it, he didn't announce sanctions before now, and another layer of incompetence shows before trade negotiations.

Pathetic.

He's a coward. There's no reason for any of it, other than to personally profit.

@health.govt.nz welcome, I'm here b/c Ani O'Brien is losing her mind over the idea of the ministry reaching out to NZers via Bluesky. Thank you, please carry on this great work.

Old stock maybe, but new homes cost what they cost to build. That doesn’t seem to be changing.

Is that why it’s still there? It looks lonely on the most amazing drive to QT.

The word was cunt. Don’t use American-isms like “c-bomb”. We are adults.

Peter Dunne? LOL

The many inconsistencies in Te Pāti Māori MPs’ haka suspensions 'The unquestioning acceptance of the intimidatory nature of haka seems out-of-step with the constant claim that the House of Representatives is a place for "robust debate".'<br /> <br /> <br /> <br />...

thespinoff.co.nz/politics/15-...

He has been a clown since Covid. Long past time he goes.

Now do something for ice sports FFS. Dumpy rinks everywhere.

Driving licence changes: One practical test instead of two Drivers will not need to take a second practical test to get their licence, with the government proposing the first major changes to NZ's driver licence system in 14 years.

The body count on NZ roads isn't enough for this evil cunt Chris Bishop.

His tobacco industry killed 14 kiwis a day, & he's hell bent on making the roads in NZ do the same.

National HATES being called a death cult...

www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Major overhaul of driver's licence system proposed The raft of proposed changes include dropping one of the two practical tests required to get a full driver's licence.

Chris Bishop acting like he's this great help. He's the uncle that hands his 11 year old nephew a ciggie.

www.1news.co.nz/2025/04/13/m...

European visitors now need an entry permit to visit the UK European visitors to Britain will have to purchase an electronic entry permit in advance for trips from Wednesday. The permit can be purchased online for £10 (12 euros) until April 9, when the price…

#Brexit means #Brexit.

From today, EU citizens will need to apply for a visa (in all but name) before being allowed to visit the UK. So will Americans.

It's the same thing 🇺🇸 has imposed on European visitors for years.

A similar scheme for 🇬🇧🇺🇸visitors to 🇪🇺 was supposed to starts now but was delayed

Start by dismantling the billionaire safe haven bunkers they keep at the ready in NZ. Your last woke president blocked me for suggesting that. There should be nowhere they can be safe.

You are a weirdo.

seymourslop.nz

Guess who used to work at Manning and Frontier, the now deputy PM of New Zealand, who is continuing Frontier's record of massive climate disinformation, attacks on Indigenous rights from an Atlas founded party that won 8% of the vote.

You will be missed very much Guy! I hope when inspiration strikes you'll still share some of your cartoons. Political humour is one of NZ's #magicweapons

And signed zero nothing nada.

Four Eyes are Better Than Five: Canada, UK, Australia and NZ Discuss Excluding US From Intelligence Sharing Now this is a GREAT Idea...

What a time to be alive in Trump’s America—a...belligerent drunk...waving its nukes & screaming about “America First” while... UK, Australia, Canada & NZ...discuss...ghosting America (in intelligence)"
https://substack.com/home/post/p-158801186

Seymour's Slop

seymourslop.nz

One way to be sure you don't get votes is to be unclear about where you stand.

Like '23 when he droned on about "Bread and Butter". No clarity.

Hipkins: No position yet on CGT, but will campaign on 'tax reform' Labour leader Chris Hipkins says too much investment is going into houses rather than productive businesses.

www.1news.co.nz/2025/03/09/h...

How can you *still* not have a position on CGT? These cowards are going to screw it up again...