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“her entire life”

she’s been songwriting 20+ years longer than any directing she’s done

playing d&d at red robin, there’s been three taylor swift songs and none from the new album

*she* hasn't been making videos her whole life. she's been in videos.

yes, the album is terrible, but throwing out accusations of AI slop willy-nilly trivializes when they *actually* do it.

lol mother nature had some thoughts on mlb doing super early weekday playoff games

sure there's overlap between "sucks ass" and "AI generated" but c'mon she's been writing songs her whole life

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

citation needed

her videos were AI

by my rigorous study of the bible and some very creative maths, I have determined that the world actually ended three years ago. we can all go home.

Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

current obsession is twice. really hope I can get tickets thursday. seems unlikely, since ticketmaster is a bunch of incompetent cunts and I still can’t log in.

I listened to a lot of her shit over the years. I find the gaylor stuff fascinating. but I’ve moved on.

happened with toad the wet sprocket, the weakerthans, the national, now taylor swift.

it’s odd how my “favourite band” typically has a 5-7 year shelf life before I move on.

I really got into her around folklore. i’d listened to her since 1989, but folklore is where she clicked with me.

not even gonna buy life of a showgirl. just found it boring, seemed like a reel regression.

she peaked at midnights for me. tortured poets was hit or miss, there were a few good songs.

I can’t be the only one that found taylor swift to be far less interesting since she started fucking a football player, right?

with my track record, that’s probably for the best

I’m at work, best I’ll manage is notifications from the mlb app

I dunno that fourth turning guy might be onto something

hilarious that marj wants to hold immigrants to the standard that they must "read and understand" the constitution in english, considering she has no fucking clue what it's about and that's her native tongue

he said he dropped his keys, maybe he went after them? what? his keys were in his pocket? must have meant his other keys. so weird.

I dunno what happened mr park ranger sir I think maybe he slipped and fell down a ravine

xi’an noodles lamb cumin noodle soup at a dutch angle to look cool

send noods

Inhalers contribute significantly to global warming, study finds Millions of Americans using inhalers for chronic lung diseases like asthma may be unknowingly contributing to global warming, according to new research.

As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION.

"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.

Fuck you - fuck you again.

I thought this was a parody post making fun of Ro khanna.

Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social

it’s always the worst fucking music, too

what is with the dickheads just blasting a bluetooth speaker on the damn train

Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao he’s so fucking ugly

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH