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honestly can we just skip to gen omega already?

but they leave the last of their hair in it for nostalgia

this was the rare time I wish they pulled me for the closer. throwing me out there with 104 pitches already, of course I served up a leadoff homerun. but I left tied. they lost in extra innings. why does that hurt me?

took the loss from the bench three innings after I got pulled

love taking the loss three innings after I was yanked

getting so sick of “+5 edge strike” for it to be called a ball.

I turned on “realistic umps” and holy shit they are dogshit. so many missed calls. literally walked a batter without throwing anything outside the strike zone.

two outs, bottom 9th, gave up back to back singles with a 5-0 lead. 12 Ks vs 5 hits on the day. manager fucking pulled me. they scored.

yknow had they given trump a chocolate novelty peace prize in gold foil to appease his ego, there’s a non-zero chance we wouldn’t be bombing iran

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@gainzy222: I successfully ordered food But now there's another round of rockets I hope it'll come [image of an alert saying basically to seek shelter, its clearly badly machine translated israeli hebrew] Feb 28, 2026 2:30 AM Twitter for iPhone

this might be the most israel thing to ever israel #treatlerite

they really need to give the player control over shit like that, the cpu manager is obviously a fucking moron.

and of course the next game I'm pulled at 65 pitches because I'd given up four runs in the first two innings thanks to some shitty defense and a home run. I'd retired eight batters in a row and they pulled me to start the 6th. stamina was still green. just absolutely asinine logic.

I have the "manager hook" slider set to zero. it's fucking impossible to throw a complete game in rtts. really hope they fix that next year. real pitchers definitely say "fuck no" if the manager tries to pull them in a game like that.

mlb the show really pisses me off sometimes. pitching in the 9th, up 6-0. I give up a leadoff single and the runner ends up on second due to a throwing error from LF. I get two quick strikeouts, only at 96 pitches with plenty of stamina, and they pull me for the fucking closer.

SIX NOTHING.

you got monday what more do you want?

they really should have announced that goal scorer changed BEFORE a bunch of hats hit the ice

poor schmucks lost their hats on that fake eberle hat trick

it’s called SEA RACE and sponsee by boeing

honestly kinda shocked by how shook I am by this

the mariners need to up their game. have pete hegseth drone strike the oberto hydroplane like it’s a venezuelan fisherman.

for real the fish I was cheering for got et by a seal I was not ready for that

the kraken now do a salmon themed hydroplane type race on the jumbotron and one of the fish JUST FUCKING DIED

we couldn’t find any seattle torrent merch at the kraken game. massive missed opportunity. what are you doing, cpa?

"The other day, somebody wrote me an email, 'what is your stance on AI?' and my answer was very short, I said, 'I'd rather die.'" - Guillermo del Toro

All my homies hate AI

A new Super PAC, "Chicago Progressive Partnership," just jumped into #IL09, opposing Kat Abughazaleh. Filings show they’re using the same vendors as AIPAC.

don’t get be wrong i’ll definitely watch it. samara weaving and kathryn newton are great, but it was a great standalone story and I hope the doesn’t tarnish it.

curious as to why we needed a ready or not sequel. are we setting up a cinematic universe where every rich asshole has a supernatural curse forcing them to sacrifice young women? wait…

LEAKED: First attack ad against Kat Abughazaleh

Band members of Gorillaz raising a Palestinian flag.

In case you didn't know Gorillaz are real ones

that is a whole other level of stick shift, well beyond me

already offered to teach one of my friends just for shits and giggles. it’s a fun and utterly useless skill in the modern era.