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Hate when I destroy my status as a top QB prospect in a widely watched conference championship game

I believe the term for this is specious

NMD = Not Doctor of Medicine

Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...

“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth

You should tell them this is essentially what Steve Jobs tried with the same cancer.

Freddie Freeman traumatizes sick children. #SMH www.instagram.com/p/DR4lwk1Dr6u/

Getting a sports org to make a peace prize for you because you didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize

My kid just told me he wants to be an engineer and work for NASA. Let’s hope there’s still a NASA when he’s of age

You are so far up your own ass. This is why no one likes liberals

COMPUTE, ENHANCE

[a plainly visibly logo of a coalition group not trying to hide their association with a protest]

COMPUTER, ENHANCE

[an actual leftist org that has been on the ground doing work for over a decade]

he got rich and decided he just look like the scum and grime that builds up in hard to clean spaces in kitchens and bathrooms

I did not sign up for these condiment horrors

My wrapped

Dang I got a young Spotify wrapped age.

been a while since I did a rewatch, but I felt like Roger Sterling was the exact kind of pervert to go lil st james

I swear to god redditors are the dumbest fuckers on the planet.

Good luck!

in his defense, he's still learning the more obscure rules of football

My kid, playing Madden, just pulled an Orlovsky

Surprise! Snow day you weren't expecting so kid is home from school

No exteriors doors, that that innovation that will end human architecture.

steeler fans are real entitled

a specifically Italian-American coded Batman villain called The Gabagooler

aaron rodgers getting pissed at teammates like he hasn't lost a few steps and is barely being held together by medical tape

Shooting the shit while taking a shit

I didn’t realize I could buy the pre-rolls in Ohio. When it was just medicinal cannabis it was illegal to “combust” the flower. Expectation was you vape it

It’s very nice to let a machine do the rolling labor for a joint.

A tweet Philadelphia Eagles Central & @pheaglescentral "Weak a** philly fans. N****s known for sandwiches" X.com - George Pickens in a now deleted Instagram comment

I’ve never seen a football player deliver an insult this cutting & succinct before

A seven year loan is insane

happy thanksgiving

#ffxiv #ff14