Uppies
07.10.2025 17:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@yepthatsme.bsky.social
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Uppies
07.10.2025 17:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gold of Rivendell
One of my fav location in the French Alps here captured at the peak of the foliage during a moody afternoon.
#nature #naturephotography #bluesky #foliage #alps #landscapephotography #rivendell #lotr
God, as depicted in Monty Pythons Quest for the Holy Grail
Mufasa aa depicted in Simba's vision in Disney's The Lion King
Wait, did Disney do this on purpose?
05.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#zaundads #arcane #vanco #nsfwart
still one of my favorite pieces of art that I have created
I'm old enough to remember that there was one thing everyone on Facebook could agree on:
I will go slightly out of my way to step on that crunchy looking leaf.
Don't get me wrong. I do love a good cry.
03.10.2025 02:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought I could watch Encanto without crying. I was always wrong. I'll always be wrong about that.
03.10.2025 01:58 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0A double-edged sword
02.10.2025 22:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The way his cock exploded in his ass, & then it leaked out🥵😮💨💦🤪
#gay #gaysex #gayporn #nsfw #cum #cumshot #rawsex #bareback #fatass #bubblebutt #feet #socks #whitesocks #bwc #bigdick #cock #dick #balls #bigballs #creampie #taint #gooch
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Felt amazing to me!
02.10.2025 14:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No to be too horny on main or anything, but I bottomed for a friend with a large PA this evening.
At 41, I'm still having firsts. 😊
Depending on the story, there might be multiple climaxes.
30.09.2025 23:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Here’s how a flip fuck opened my eyes to productivity, a 🧵”
24.09.2025 20:22 — 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Gosh I wish I was there to help celebrate!
23.09.2025 21:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
23.09.2025 16:38 — 👍 14692 🔁 3508 💬 415 📌 361Do it. Do it now. Don't mess. This virus is miserable. Zero stars. Do not recommend.
22.09.2025 15:07 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Autumn foliage in the woods. Slender tree trunks grow in a rocky ravine. The sun filters through the leaves.
Autumn foliage in the woods. Slender tree trunks grow in a rocky ravine. The sun filters through the leaves.
Closeup of a small purple flower
Autumn foliage in the woods. Slender tree trunks grow in a rocky ravine. The sun filters through the leaves.
Spent the day yesterday at Starved Rock. Here are some favorites:
21.09.2025 15:10 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Age verification:
I remember having to check the party line before dialing the phone. And telling the gossipy neighbors to stop listening in on our calls.
Haha! I may have you beat. I remember playing a completely text-based Oregon Trail on a DOS computer.
I died of dysentery before there were gravestones.
I found and shared a clip that talked about blending frozen peaches in Pinot Grigio. I went to the grocery store three times to look for frozen peaches.
At no point did my brain tell me to buy peaches and freeze them.
I think it's defective. And I feel cheated.
O how full of briers is this working-day world!
19.09.2025 15:03 — 👍 289 🔁 41 💬 3 📌 5We have nothing of value anymore. Our society found that it's cheaper to make things that break and are replaceable.
My great-grandparents mantle clock is my favorite thing I own, because it's 100 years old and still works. Our generation won't have as many things like that to pass down.
Yes! I love owning dvds and records!
19.09.2025 03:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Same. I've enjoyed leaning into my 40s.
19.09.2025 03:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Okay, I hate doing dishes. It's my least favorite household chore. So I thought I'd be smart and buy more dishes so I can go longer between doing dishes.
And now doing dishes takes sooooo looonnnnggggggg.
Take it from me, friends, don't try to outsmart household chores. Just do them.
Looks like a great time!
17.09.2025 03:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You found a giant bathtub in NYC? Never leave that spot.
17.09.2025 03:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Self burn!
17.09.2025 03:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Loading your contribution to spank bank.
16.09.2025 21:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sh sh sh sh you don't want to jinx it.
15.09.2025 14:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0