<3 Stories By Ezra

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YouTube video by Tale Foundry The Fantastic World of Monsterf***ers

Heh youtu.be/0CZNHKlH09I?...

You wanna know what people in the Levant, or for that matter Palestinians and Jews all over the globe are thinking about right now?

Not this af. Go home

If you listen to just one Taylor Swift song this month, let that song be Actually Romantic, I legit CHORTLED I tell you hwhat

This is adorable. Also my brain immediately heard “sh-shaw” in the voice of Dale Gribble making it extra goofy

Brb watching some fellow nerds analyze my work

I specialize in strange (and strangely cozy) worlds, chaotic thots, and twisty but upbeat endings

What’s that you say? No, this was not in any way inspired by the “I have one daughter” meme that definitely was not going through my head all afternoon

Uneasy peace ensues. Call that a “why choose the breeder” trope 🤘 😎 🤘

Each of the men thinks he’s got the breeding orifice. Some time later she reveals that SURPRISE BITCHES both holes are breedable, oh and also my species can have polyploid offspring with two dads and now the three of us are BOUND via this child.

Ok but hear me out: a xenobabe becomes embroiled in a love triangle with two men from warring tribes, but through her power of seduction gets them both in bed in a DP ménage-a-hatred while screaming BREED ME

And I’m not committing to this but suppose it’s split perspective romance, and the love interest is a forest demon charged with destroying the humans who log his forest

So anyway this line of animal-husbanding witches is the result, and they keep settling down with partners who can help materially provide while they make house calls in the surrounding countryside, always with a small squadron of kitties in tow, living or otherwise.

The deceased cats stick around for the same reason cats instinctively take up flanking positions when humans sleep: to protect their family sweet Jesus on a stick why am I getting teary eyed fml 🐈‍⬛

Actually, for bonus points let’s say a witch, and she wasn’t born a witch, just a particularly charismatic young girl who learned she had the ability to acquire familiars.

Concept: evil spirits try to invade the home of a sorcerer, but get their shit wrecked by an army of spectral house panthers who are waiting on the current generation owner of the house to join them before they cross the rainbow bridge.

Also—I’m not a BookTok author but I often write with songs in mind, which can seep through in themes or even wording. Some music really lends itself to this. For me there’s a couple of bands whose influence in my stories I suspect is palpable, and one is Sleep Token.

Ahh.
Okay I’m only a minute or so in, and probably won’t get much further til tonight, but I think I see where she’s going with this, and I do get it. V’s lyrics *are* super open to interpretation both within the band’s mythology and without. And all about relationships.

Sauce? As an erotica writer who’s into them and peripheral to booktok, I am *intrigued*

FAT BEARS
FAT BEARS
FAT BEARS
FAT BEARS

a picture of a woman with a quote that says i do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this . ALT: a picture of a woman with a quote that says i do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this .

When your enby ass finally learned how to manifest eldritch shifter 🍆 and your twunk frenemy offers his 🍑 🕳️ for you to test it out on 😏

I love demons as partners 😈 Devious, ravenous, and absolutely do not give a fuck whether your mortal meatsack is normative to other mortal meatsacks

presentation meme 1) make a detailed outline 2) follow outline closely 3) characters revolt; outline abanoned 4) *double take*

the struggle is real 🙈

ADHD means you make plans the night before on what your workflow is going to look like and the next day, you are doing the exact opposite of what you planned to do. 😒

The Smithy Gets Her Fill - Free Story by Ezra Owain Emeryville, Cleavenland, 50 years after the great war. A lonely blacksmith calls upon the rare talents of an infernal sex worker. And gets a bit more heat than she bargained for.

Felt cute, decided to republish another fan favorite from my Literotica to my Inkitt. Rejoice! The Smithy Gets Her Fill is now available without sketchy porn banner ads 😁 www.inkitt.com/stories/1538...

Is my babyboy 🥰

Your rank and file Bostonian weirdos are aware of the problem and truly do what they can to fight it. But sometimes it does feel like it’s something in the water.
#WhenYouDontLoveThatDirtyWater #ThisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings

Suffice it to say, Bostonians cannot have nice things because whatever figurative toy we’re handed, we will immediately rub on our genitals. I don’t say this as an excuse or as shade at anyone particular—

- Hearing burners from other cities talk about how our regional burn is the absolute worst, a fact backed up by the stories of locals
- Hearing stories about said burn’s leaders and mediators doing fucked up shit

- Unmanageable idiots at munches
- New England Leather Alliance board tearing itself to pieces when asked to take a stand against known abusers
- People getting roofied left right and center at club nights