Keith Kline

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Pretty much. I dont know why I haven't deleted my account yet.

Fine! I just got my passport back. Send me the address, first rounds on you.

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Video? Music?

Sleeping bag with cuffs... and a hood you mean.

We're you hoping they'd start growing more wisdom teeth?

I stayed at a place like that last week and couldn't figure out how to shut it off. The worst.

That checks. I did get new shoes and not one adult asked me how fast I could run in them.

Wait are we not supposed to do that? I wondered why I never notice anyone else out.

That's exactly the last two lines of the latest book I'm writing.

So? Did you finish his undies or not?

Also Happy Valentine's Day!!

Same. How do we switch timelines?

My pain tolerance goes up exponentially with puppy cuteness. Also I have lots of gloves.

You should travel more to avoid the doom on your timeline.

On an unrelated note, I am local enough to dog sit. Drop 'em off anytime.

Truth!

That's the name of my band.

Happy New Year!!! My bluesky resolution, I guess, should be to actually post here.

Yeah those dudes who've probably never been touched by a woman, sure are experts of anatomy.

I'll try to bump up those numbers. Maybe get you a side of chips this year.

Ah yes. I've been waiting for a rich elite to explain "homelessness" to me. Is "billionaire-splaining" a thing?

How did I never see this before? Love it!

Something like that. It's years of top much caffeine and not enough sleep. Don't recommend.

Jealous. I could drink it at 3:30pm and nap at 3:45pm

They also found out he played a game where you maim turtles, dressed as a plumber.

They're starting to offer it at more places now. It was a free add on last time I got my oil changed... oh wait.

Geez, it's just my nickname. Don't have to publicly shame me.

I don't make it there enough but that's a great park.

What about that dude at mid ohio that was videotaping everyone one year? I'd swear me might have been your kid time traveling back to the weekend his parents met.