canned cranberry’s #1 stan

My brain saw this as floating pumpkin filling

Pink and green bushes

Man this Wicked marketing is getting out of hand. They even got the bushes behind my apartment

I’m still stuck on that wicked interview

Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.

How are we doing, folks?

Going to a brilliant Friendsgiving tonight— it’s mashed potatoes themed. As in, the hosts are making a lot of mashed potatoes and we’re all bringing things to go on mashed potatoes. I’m bringing beef bourguignon

Gf aren’t you in a city???

I feel like I just played a day on Good Pizza, Great Pizza

I was like ooh! And then I was like oh already an oomfie

Heartbroken to admit that if you eat healthier things and move more, it does make you feel better. What the fuck.

Surprised I saw this before @monstronthhill.bsky.social

Just another day waiting for Spotify Wrapped

Sometimes I feel like I’m just talking to a void on this app

When you’ve been in your blueberry and carrot era (hyperfixation) but there’s been a recall on carrots except only organic so you’re safe bc you’re poor 😎

💓

at 20MM i hope we get commemorative tote bags

Where are the white claws and Oscar meyer-mobile

Shhh let them do it so I can get my BF RSD ISOs

Account > three dots in corner > mute account

I’d much rather be galavanting through London rn

Not hungry unless presented with a fully cooked meal

I spotted a Noah Kahan shirt in the wild but I’m wearing Hozier today

Iconic

We need a Busyhead coder!!

Me but I’m not mad about it

Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches

I think it’s the hosting platform at setup

Filled with ravioli

I’m still salty that el*n took twitter from timehop

I need a voice recording on name pronunciation bc I am benson