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@elacatstan.bsky.social

Anxiety pilled (she/her) πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ‰

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"everyone owns a smartphone with a camera and this gets the kneejerk reaction"

um. its pretty obvious when someones filming you with their phone. the issue is more the secretly filming not the having the capability to film someone. smh

07.03.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Every single person going hard for AI is either a boss, a bootlicker, a Nazi, or was kicked in the head by a horse.

07.03.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not the Scooby Doo collar 😭😭😭

07.03.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck this lady in particular.

07.03.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 295    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2

Hey I am not a comms expert but hm maybe....maybe rethink this name

07.03.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
& Muted by "A Very British Bigotry"
I am in no way antiTrans. But

& Muted by "A Very British Bigotry" I am in no way antiTrans. But

Many such cases

07.03.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1618    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 0

when you see your dealer smoking yr weed

07.03.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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beautiful lab grown women

beautiful lab grown women

some of you

07.03.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Allies fear Iran war will leave them without US weapons they bought
European and Asian countries worry the Pentagon is burning through munitions so fast that it won’t have enough to send the weapons they have purchased.

Allies fear Iran war will leave them without US weapons they bought European and Asian countries worry the Pentagon is burning through munitions so fast that it won’t have enough to send the weapons they have purchased.

Lol

07.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8
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Your landlord when you’re late paying your rent.

07.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Sailor Moon Anniversary!

07.03.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1458    πŸ” 473    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 7

Actually I only vibe-coded Discover and auto-mod tools, two things which famously work great and improve the quality of this website,

05.03.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

07.03.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6608    πŸ” 1243    πŸ’¬ 129    πŸ“Œ 47

he moves like the michael keaton batman. like his head shoulders and back are all one big piece of plastic.

07.03.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 316    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
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Does anyone know the photographer or context for the op-ed monkey? I can't find it anywhere

07.03.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Clavicular detailing the time he got pissmogged has to be one of the gayest expressions of yearning I’ve read in a long time

07.03.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 13

No conscious without class conscious

07.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the fruit fly that kamikazed into my chamomile tea:

07.03.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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are they gonna give this child a trophy that says 'prettiest bitch' 😭

07.03.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mr. Valve, the mascot for Valve known for having a Valve on the back of his head.
HEADLINE: Valve Guy Also Unsure What It Does.

Mr. Valve, the mascot for Valve known for having a Valve on the back of his head. HEADLINE: Valve Guy Also Unsure What It Does.

Like many fans, Valve Software employee and logo mascot Mr. Valve knows not what the valve on the back of his noggin is for.
paletteswap.site/dif...

07.03.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
Laura Jedeed: Graham Linehan is like if the most racist caricature of a British person ever drawn came to life. His face is basically a hate crime

she had quote-tweeted β€ͺThembo‬
 β€ͺ@thembo.bsky.social‬
Chemtrails are no joke. This boy, pictured here with his father to the right, was exposed to one chemtrail and woke up the next morning like this.

Picture: Graham linehan, that British guy obsessed with trans people and genitals. He is standing with some other guy, presumably also a dumb creep. Graham is bigger than the man, but more noticeable is how big his head is. You'd genuinely think it was photoshopped. However big you are imagining, dial it up another 20%.

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 β€ͺ@jonanamary.bsky.social‬
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Could you put the fucking callipers away maybe? GL's appearance isn't what makes him so appalling, it's his virulent hatred, and how he chooses to express it in ways that harm people. Doing bizarre 19th-c-style phrenology on him does the actual opposite of helping. Very weird choice of yours!

Laura Jedeed: Graham Linehan is like if the most racist caricature of a British person ever drawn came to life. His face is basically a hate crime she had quote-tweeted β€ͺThembo‬ β€ͺ@thembo.bsky.social‬ Chemtrails are no joke. This boy, pictured here with his father to the right, was exposed to one chemtrail and woke up the next morning like this. Picture: Graham linehan, that British guy obsessed with trans people and genitals. He is standing with some other guy, presumably also a dumb creep. Graham is bigger than the man, but more noticeable is how big his head is. You'd genuinely think it was photoshopped. However big you are imagining, dial it up another 20%. Reply: β€ͺ@jonanamary.bsky.social‬ Β· 9h Could you put the fucking callipers away maybe? GL's appearance isn't what makes him so appalling, it's his virulent hatred, and how he chooses to express it in ways that harm people. Doing bizarre 19th-c-style phrenology on him does the actual opposite of helping. Very weird choice of yours!

Reminder: Graham Linehan won't see your post, but your balloon-headed friends with perennially clogged sinuses who are assembled entirely from viscous blobs of clay and long horsey teeth will

07.03.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

Do the people who think chatbots are alive also worry that popcorn is angry at them because it's so loud?

07.03.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 445    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
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We are shackled by the algorithm..

07.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 333    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3
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🩷 Ιͺα΄›'ꜱ κœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ α΄‡κœ°κœ°α΄‡α΄„α΄›Ιͺᴠᴇ! 🩷

07.03.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9427    πŸ” 2670    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 39

[resident evil voice] resident evil

07.03.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Me at a house party when my friend Claude has had too much to drink but I want to keep the chats going:

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The say β€œI am alive” comic

The say β€œI am alive” comic

I’m reminded of this comic almost every time I check LinkedIn

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