Anthony Mozzarella

A good day for a summer fantasy read #dnd #fantasy #gameofthrones #hamilton

It’s like “hurt people hurt people” but for people who like gummy worms.

Found a little nook Thursday night to grab a drink in while getting some reading in.

#booksky #horror #hamilton

“But they’re family” Please don’t remind me smh.

“Loved the main character, John Annihilation, such a great protagonist”

WHAT IF I remind you that at a certain point your going to realize that you’d rather be in bed then where you are and then realize how long it’ll take you to get to bed and therefore regret going out in the first place.

It’s like if a leech got ringworm, I’m not routing for either but they really do deserve each other.

Found this lil guy in the plants on my porch
#nature #naturephotography #spiders

Gotta represent my two people, Canadian and dorks

I usually wear jorts, junderwear, a jean vest and a tweed flat cap.

Then I should repost more bc it really is the gift that keeps on giving

Would reposting someone else’s post be regular fellatio?

I mean on a good day when I see like a lil jumping spider I’m chill and happy. But like long legs? Too long, too quick.
BUT they are 1000x more chill then c e n t i p e d e s, like oml why.

Did a spider tell you to say that? Blink twice if it’s in the room with you.

Waiting for them to declare a “severe hydration addiction” and complain about people needing water.

When she said I love you the day after they officially started their relationship, smhhh

Seven episodes just isn’t enough, Ellie’s chapter of the game is maybe 12 hours. Also Ellie and Dina’s relationship in the game feels so much more natural? Idk like they just have so much chemistry in the game that just wasn’t really here :(

Looking like the spokesman for Arby’s

Sounds like two teenagers in a toxic relationship

Place probably smells like sulfur.

The magnolias are blooming this week.

#nature #magnolia #trees #budding #flowering #spring
#naturephotography

Bumblebee in the grass.

First signs of summer?? Saw this lil guy in the grass just doin’ his thing!

#spring #bugs #summer #nature

“The doctor’s, they tell me the sauce inside it has somehow got on top, it’s why it’s a deep dish. Once they’re able to remove it they’ll be able to reverse engineer a New York style.”

“But it sits on top of the cheese…”

“It does.”

Didn’t know he was a parselmouth, not surprised though.

Bumblebee in the grass.

First signs of summer?? Saw this lil guy in the grass just doin’ his thing!

#spring #bugs #summer #nature