Athena, the Tireless One

Gonna have to get off social media again for a bit because of the epstein stuff being super fucking duper triggering

May anyone who defends the abuse and exploitation of children be banished to a windowless room where every surface is just kind of sticky for all of eternity

You know Stefan is a real Polish Catholic because he totally forgot about the pope being infallible lol

＃FF14

Nothing but a loincloth you say...

*is bapped away by a rolled up newspaper*

i love how shitty everything is now

Had to walk out on my beloved optometrist because they were *requiring* the optomap retinal imaging scan and would not offer dilation as an option anymore

The scan 1) costs an extra 50 dollars and is not covered by insurance and 2) MADE ME GO TEMPORARILY BLIND IN ONE EYE last time it was performed

We live like 30 mins way!!

The Japanese phrase is「タイム イズ マネー」which in English is "Time is money"

Two redditors discussing how sometimes the correct word or phrase in Japanese is a word in English, but in "Japanese" which is a euphemism for using an accent.

"Ah, a cooler bag, yeah?"

I would have disintegrated into ash on the spot

ハルジオ（Lebanne）

Lain with that SHIT on swag goin crazy "They shoulda never given me Internet access"

pokemon emerald's catchphrase creation screen, where the four presets selected are "HERE I COME THICK FAT BEAUTIFUL LADY"

playing pokemon emerald while visiting family

FUCK.

when I die put my body on the hot dog roller at 7-Eleven

F and M trains will swap routes between Manhattan and Queens starting in December 2025 We're making this change to improve reliability. Here's what you need to know about how your trip may change. New York City Transit

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

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divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

10/10 take. No notes.

I actually went to find your old alas poor yorick tweet recently lol

I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest packing... and if on it's journey God should try to destroy it... God will be foiled

The animation change half way through is killing me

Yup, I have blocked a fair number of people recently lol

Brian from Quest 64 standing on a hillside with power lines in the distance behind him The text "your future doctor is cheating in their online classes right now so you better start eating healthy"

I mean I'd assume so

Okay there's definitely gotta be something in a water because now in the last day I've had 2 more weirdly difficult people contact me, one of which just started the conversation yelling at me for ignoring them when I do not see any other messages from them AT ALL

YouTube video by The FantasticM Sacred Seven Opening - THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'

It was actually the 5th episode, and someone posted the resync-ed open on YouTube -- truly a genius swap. youtu.be/pbbLsN-JJEc?...

photo of a sign outside the door of the Oval Office, reading "The Oval Office" in gold bullshit script, made out of three sheets of paper

Close-up image of the same sign

[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!

And before anyone steps in here, it's still a good and valid review but oof I winced at least twice from him not knowing anything about the earlier games, especially XY haha

Yahtzee not having the single faintest clue about Pokemon XY and then reviewing Z-A as if mega evolutions are a new concept is... a lot to take in honestly lol

Yeah, I already have an xpower duster as well as a full sized air compressor but both are too powerful for what I need (plus the xpower nozzles are not even remotely small enough) and canned air is just SO expensive