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I need season 2 NOW #dungeonmeshi

Excerpt from the Axe of the Blood God newsletter: "By the holy arse of Arceus! The Pokemon franchise turned 30 this week! I was there, Gandalf. I was on the precipice of adulthood when PokeMania fell on my head like the tears of an orphaned Cubone. In fact, I was working in the kids' area of an amusement park that summer, and I helped distribute Pokemon posters that declared "Gotta Catch 'em All!" in English and Quebecois French. I dare say I'm as vintage as Pokemon fans come. ("So what? You're just old, Nadia. I bet you think those gold-plated Pokemon cards from Burger King are actually worth something.") HEY! Don't talk shit about my retirement fund! It's the only reason I get out of bed every night."

I wanna be the very best like no newsletter writer ever was. Great Quest Log of the Blood God this week wherein I wax all about Pokemon and how it might be the only thing keeping us from killing each other rn.

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Image of Stack 'Elias' Moore from Ryan Coogler's Sinners (2025) with the words "GOOD MORNING!! EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT DAY Rise n Grind" Image of Smoke'Elijah' Moore with the words "morning" and image of Remmick with a graphics photo of flowers and butterflies that reads "Good Morning, Enjoy your Day, God Bless"

I don't know who needs to hear this but Sinners is back in theaters starting March 1st. Now is your chance to watch it again or for the first time !!! Treat yourself to a movie... you need the movies and the movies need you!!!

Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

YouTube video by NPR Music Buddy Guy: Tiny Desk Concert

In case you're wondering if you'd like to see absolute blues legend Buddy Guy play a few classics & later be joined by Miles Caton & watch them play amazing versions of two of the songs featured in Sinners, the answer is yes, yes you would like to see that

I believe in you

当たらなければどうということはないですっ☆

Imagining people at the Council of Nicaea making their points and one dude arguing for divinity standing up and farting, asking the disgusted crowd "do you think Jesus did that???" and a dude on the opposite side being like "yea" and then they fistfight

Did you admire him for hanging out with the outcasts of society or not. Those lepers he healed were definitely kind of gross, is it not considered admirable that he touched them with his hands and by all records, did not go "ew" and only did so with one finger with his arm bent and lip curled

Piss Christ is one of those that activates Rant Mode in me, like do you believe he was a human or not, inhabiting mortal flesh with all its foibles. Jesus probably had days when he had bad shits. I thought the humanity was part of the appeal

I'm not a Christian lol I just enjoy the mythology

100% this. Make fucking weird shit.

"I asked Chat GPT and -" ok, I asked the exhumed corpse of Pope Formosus during the Cadaver Synod and he went "... ... ..." and then his jaw fell off and it was still a better answer

Crude drawing of the new generation 10 Pokémon starter pombon, a little orange pomeranian, with silly imagined evolutions. The middle evolution pombon has the same sized body but more fluff, the final evolution has the same sized body, EVEN more fluff and angry eyebrows

evolution just brings pombon further from the groomers

pencil drawing of the new fire pokemon who is a little Pomeranian dog with it's evolutions being essentially bigger and fluffier versions

ok hear me out

Gorillaz "The Mountain" 8-minute short film is now online.
Directed by Jamie Hewlett, Max Taylor & Tim McCourt at The Line studio.
An homage to the golden era of 2D animation, produced with a hybrid analogue-digital workflow.
>> www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...

Extremely ready to sit down to this

*bang pots and pans* LET ME BIND A SHORT COMIC/ART BOOK OR WRITTEN WORK FOR U. FOR FREE. DM FOR DETAILS.

a bizarre promotional photo with a dude holding his pee club weirdly close to his face. His wife looks down at him lovingly, her arm hooked around the rest of the pee club. Honestly, this was probably for a different product and the pee club was just shopped in

this is such a weird product photo

A dude looking like he's about to swing at a golf ball, but he's actually peeing into the club. Two other dudes stand back, watching rapturously

why are they watching him pee like that

a golf club... with a thicker handle than usual. there is a towel draped over this person's waist, covering their hands and also the top of the club, so you can't see that they're peeing into the club

A moment of levity

This... golf club... you can pee into. discreetly. no one* will know

* everyone will know

you're right, you are doing a civic duty to inform the people

this is the funniest thing to come out of the discourse askjls

MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now.

They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

GO DONATE.

tcpipeline.org

A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

Oh it's the SAME PEOPLE i had no idea! That explains it though lol

Oh my god yeah, that is a GREAT looking show. Never thought a Lego cartoon would be so fluid

a reminder that Blender Studio recently published a fundamental course!

"I Am Frankelda" is coming to Netflix in 2026 (worldwide).
A Mexican stop-motion feature film directed by Arturo & Roy Ambriz (Studio Cinema Fantasma), prequel to their series "Frankelda's Book of Spooks".

I was originally going to reschedule because I cant afford the gi appointment thurs but after a scary looking bleed just now im asking for help yet again with affording medical care Breakdown of costs in the next post. I apologize yet again for the thousand time of having to do this.