Andy

a cartoon character wearing a hat is flying over a green field Alt: ditto as a dragonite flying in pokémon pokopia for the nintendo switch 2

oh to play pokopia...if only I had bought a nintendo switch 2 instead of flying everyday like @nintentom.bsky.social told me to!!!

Patrick. I can’t see Brutus or your ass or bulge. Like. What is going on?? Are you alright? This is so modest. Is it the cereal from Costco? Be honest

All of mine are in the lav 💀💀💀

Can I be honest. It’s cuz there is so much in this picture! Your glasses. Brutus. The phone case. My mind could not comprehend!!!

Wait Patrick literally how did I miss this. I’m such a bad troll 😭

Got to hang out with Piggie's parents today! And get photographed by the front side of the Samgsung Galaxy Z-Flip 7!!!

The youth in Asia??

Boba or orbeez?

Happy birthday Ashley!

no LITERALLY

meanwhile 2 posts down I literally see some twink getting [redacted] like nbd

Wait Patrick. Cyber security is so important!! You don’t want to get locked out!! I’m thinking about you in this trying time

Ok it happens sometimes!!!! Oh and you’re in the picture too!! 🤩

Omg this has all my favorite things. Brutus and the duck phone case!! 🦆

good! you are. You were "came for the thirst traps, stayed for the planes" for a reason

TSA says PreCheck still operational after previous announcement of suspension The TSA said Sunday that its PreCheck program would remain operational despite an earlier announcement the airport security service was being suspended during the partial government shutdown.

Update: The TSA said Sunday that its PreCheck program would remain operational despite an earlier announcement the airport security service was being suspended during the partial government shutdown.

DHS will suspend TSA PreCheck and Global Entry as shutdown continues The Department of Homeland Security will temporarily halt both programs as part of several emergency measures expected to go into effect early Sunday.

so much winning

Good luck!!! (not sarcastic)

Per the @washingtonpost.com because of the DHS Shutdown, TSA PreCheck and Global Entry will pause effective in 6 hours. What is the $5.60 security fee [Aviation Passenger Security Fees (APSF)] we pay for every time we fly in the US... 🤔

Happy birthday Carmen!!

It is warmish (70 f / 21 c) and sunny today. And it really DOES do wonders for my mood and outlook!!

I did it! 😭

a ink drawing of a man tackling another man swinging a sword by grabbing him around the waist and putting his face in his crotch

swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century

Sad and blurry Luann trying to talk to Hank Hill meme.

Do you understand how hard it is to be a gay man in America without a Chili’s within a 25 mile radius??

Weinermobile

Just watched the Weiner-mobile pick up someone from the airport

Happy birthday, Ethan!!

This really paints a picture. As they say