Paul Phoenix

I am deceased

this game is changing my life and healing my soul but also i just accidentally rolled up a polar bear hidden in a bush thinking it was a pig why would they do this to me

which sadistic bastard decided to bring back the cow bear mission in the new katamari havent i suffered enough

playing the new katamari its peak obviously

>watching a youtube video
>funny youtube man says something i didn’t quite catch
>go to rewind
>get an ad
>skip ad and rewind
>get another ad

make it stop

it’s a miracle they’re even officially supporting older tekken games at all really

playing by devils playhouse episode 3 rn and wondering how they’re even gonna top this in the final two episodes

maturing is realizing that meme culture is simply the pursuit of finding new way to call things good or bad

yo does anyone got some ibuprofen i got a bit of a headache

it especially annoys me when they say that’s it’s 14 dollars and not 15

and that’s on top of the bottom-screen cards, that are overly animated and super distracting, and can sometimes fill half the screen on their own

like jesus christ did they get bought out by fandom wiki or something

oh my fucking god dude when did tv tropes become impossible to use

i’m just trying to read my own page (because i’m paul phoenix) and it keeps shoving full-screen mid-article ads in my face and scrolling the page by itself making me lose my place

nvm found it

i saw some post saying something like “when i get into a fandom too late and i miss everything that happens” but i c any find it anymore

anyways that’s how i feel about playing the sam & max telltale trilogy in 2025

and i was even STILL a month too late for the 20th anniversary

close enough, welcome back Liquid Snake

Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...

It cannot be stressed enough that the majority of right wingers that engage in culture war nonsense are people who have PsyOp'd themselves into seeing "pattern recognition" everywhere in the same way that biblical numerologists have a heart attack every time they see the number 666 somewhere.

if they sold capri sun by the gallon i’d be dead by now

i woke up with a roger
i woke up with a paul phoenix

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little white bunny with pink flower on its head i see you on stream rn trying not to laugh bro that’s mad disrespectful

“This town is full of monsters how are we getting out 😢”

Hinako:

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

do they have a silent hill for people who didn’t kill their wives and just wanna work thru some stuff

i can’t afford therapy and also it sounds lame i wanna kill monsters and solve puzzles and romanticize my melancholy a lil yknow

i’m liking the game so far but there are a few minor annoyances so far that are kinda getting on my nerves

i think one of my most favorite phrases has to be “enemy gamer”

playing silent hill f and currently greatly enjoying the Super Awesome Stun Mechanic

bro is hogging all the autism

a man standing in a cemetery with a cross on his jacket ALT: a man standing in a cemetery with a cross on his jacket

your sacrifice will not be in vain, blender cube

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."