Aaron Schmaltz

Are we human?
Or are we tired?
My brain is sleepy.
I feel so old.

Friendly PSA: a hidden enemy is ALWAYS WORSE than a seen enemy.

Someone please tell me your go-to fever dream movie because A Troll in Central Park is playing nonstop in my brain.

But at this point Meow-meow has already transformed again into Princess Anna from Frozen 2, so all my meow is moot.

I then explain that there's no way in hell that the ability to transform into a cat is a recessive trait—that in fact I am the OG Meow-meow and therefore my knowledge of Meow extends light years beyond any conceivable doubt of my supreme meow meow meow, meow meow meow.

My toddler occasionally transforms into a cat named "Meow-meow". Meow-meow is feisty, and when I try to converse with her in what I can only assume is the cat phonetic alphabet, I'm informed that I, in fact, cannot speak Meow. Only Meow-meow can speak Meow (not daddies).

I'm in this picture but my brain is too small to do anything about it.

We had a mandatory AI training at work the other day, and I said "sorry but my Large Language Model is only accepting Costco food court hotdog inputs currently, and therefore no new knowledge will be necessary" but my request was denied.

'FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER' is what I repeat to myself in bed as I doom scroll ad infinitum.

YES

Do you think we're obsessed with Severance because characters in the show actually take daily atrocities seriously?

This only took me <5 mins to respond to because I remember every single bathroom break I ever take!

One of my favorite things about doing laundry is absolutely nothing at all.

My annual “why do I live here” post

Yupppp exactly

A sleepy dog

Sleepy pup 🥱

- But all in all, it’s a hell of a series. Refreshing, stark. There’s the final line, “we are doomed to repeat our mistakes”, but there is also the small hope, the component inherent in our humanity, that in the most dire circumstances, begs us to help one another.
- And I like when Vi punch gud [4]

- It’s a dichotomy, as is hextech itself I suppose. Or shimmer. They save life as well as destroy it.
- I wish season 2 were two seasons. There were many ideas flying around that I think could’ve been fleshed out more. I admit I also love the beautiful animation, and wish it could’ve continued. [3]

- It’s interesting: this story takes one of the 2 time theories, that time is a loop. Viktor brings Jace the hextech that he brings Viktor to destroy the hextech.
- Time loops are often interpreted as “fate”, something Viktor praises and Jace condemns. [2]

Stray albeit late thoughts on #Arcane:

- So heimerdinger saw it all before: a sole being eliminating all life for a final “peace”.
- He’s swept to another dimension, and he works to bring back the one person who could rewind a crucial final moments. [1]

Where we’re going we don’t need ROADS 😎

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How I wish phone alarms worked:

Are we human? Or are we soup? My belly’s quite full. My stove is cold.

My life’s goal is to correctly guess “Shrek” in every single word game possible.

I'm here because I heard the sky was bluer.

This is just to say

I have taken
several shits
all over
your house

which
you were probably
hoping
I wouldn't do

Forgive me
they are stinky
so sweet
and so warm