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Mary E. McCartney

@mccartneymarye.bsky.social

maryemccartney.com Writer @mcsweeneys.net, @pointsincase.com, @endofthebench.bsky.social, Greener Pastures, Widget. GOLD Comedy digital content creator (writer, actor). Cat mom. Techie nerd.

366 Followers  |  459 Following  |  27 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  2.2404

Latest posts by mccartneymarye.bsky.social on Bluesky

They need to have a Parks and Rec reunion show.

07.11.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Her name is Georgette. Georgette Glass.

09.10.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please send it to Boston!

30.09.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hard to believe they could be so dumb with that timing. Yes we got email - we had disney+, Hulu, and HBO as a bundle. We canceled it, not sure what we're going to do.

25.09.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how Trump is going to spend his $40.

24.09.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I assume someone who knows Morse code is on Bluesky.

23.09.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Assuming he actually is broadcast tomorrow and doesn't seem to be being censored, yes, I will cancel my cancellation.

23.09.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm replacing it with watching less TV.

20.09.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just canceled my Disney+ Hulu @hbo.bsky.social bundle. Bring back Jimmy Kimmel and apologize and I'll come back.

20.09.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Adorable! Is Ollie a lab?

24.06.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love all of her books!

03.06.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can right NOW zoom with Maria Bamford F2F and listen to 45 minutes of comedic material in exchange for a t-shirt! And I am not driving!

08.05.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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13.03.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Millicent Quibb School of Etiquette for Young Ladie… From beloved Saturday Night Live alum Kate McKinnon com…

I'm really enjoying this book by SNL's Kate McKinnon. www.goodreads.com/book/show/20...

11.03.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the rebuttal, have laid off government employees talk about the importance of programs that were killed by the Trump administration, and how it it will adversely affect the average American .

01.03.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have some small posters ready on your lap. Every time he lies, hold up the appropriate card that explains why it is a lie and, more importantly, what the actual truth is.

28.02.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats @shadesofgreaves.bsky.social !!!

27.02.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU!

06.02.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! Keep speaking out! This is how it's done!

05.02.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!!

04.02.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Orders Investigation Into Why Crashed Plane's Recording Box Was Black Women's News. Feminized.

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04.02.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please credit @reductress.bsky.social with this headline.

04.02.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU!!!! This is how you get the word out.

03.02.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There will be a protest on SUNDAY Feb. 2 at 3:00 p.m. outside the federal Office of Personnel Management (OPM) bldg., where Musk & his cyber-thugs have seized control of the government's computers. 1900 E Street NW (corner of E and 19th Sts.), Wash. DC. Spread the word to DC area folks!

02.02.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1395    πŸ” 594    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 37

Please fight back!

28.01.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CLAIR can attend events in your place, allowing you to watch the full event from the safety of your phone. Written by and starring me as Aunt Joan!

23.12.2024 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hallmark Introduces Its Year-Round Holiday Movie Lineup for 2023 Because Christmas Is Not the Only Holiday

In honor of Hallmark Holiday movie season, here's a little throwback article medium.com/greener-past...

10.12.2024 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My first post. I just deactivated my Twitter account and it feels great!

12.11.2024 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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