hunter / mason

accidentally let a tesla merge today. feel sick

14.04.2025 21:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am an elder millennial. We were the last generation to drink from the hose. We played Nintendo and the loser would drink from the hose. We got summer jobs, earning $5 an hour drinking from the hose. We had no cell phones; if we were out late our parents had to trust we were drinking from the hose.

17.03.2025 20:54 — 👍 2502    🔁 892    💬 20    📌 20

slow DOWN you're SHAKING IT!!!!!

06.02.2025 20:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

people who walk down escalators, what drives you

06.02.2025 15:08 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i think my main goal for 2025 is to blow up. and then secondarily, if there’s time to reach a stretch goal, i’ll probably act like i don’t know nobody

03.01.2025 20:50 — 👍 334    🔁 72    💬 6    📌 0

a drawing of a white kitten with milk on its face.

hi

11.09.2023 01:20 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0