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What if we played Russian Roulette but the gun is fully loaded and you're only allowed to aim at me

Don't think I could bring myself to learn Falco or Yoshi, but the nicknames "PMDD" and "aPMSa" are very tempting

If you get instinctively scared/defensive around short black women even if she's got pigtails, big glasses, and overalls on and you know nothing about her, that's your fault. If you show fear, I WILL go out of my way to scare you on purpose for being stupid.

I grow my nails out ONE time and end up cracking one of them to the point of bleeding...stupid chungus bullcrap...

Regular exercise is about as good as therapy for depression, cool...
So now I get to be jacked AND everyone will know I look forward to nothing?!

The absolute fear I am feeling of getting my Ult boyfriend into Melee and watching him slowly start to enjoy Marth more than Game & Watch (I'm COOKED bro)

Love that I'm the kind of person who will be completely oblivious to the fact the nail tech is hitting on me because I'm watching true crime videos about cannibal killings & Ken vs. Bombsoldier at Nounsvitational

Me watching friends younger than me go through canon events

NEW PFP BY @kubiparfait.bsky.social !!!! First art commission was a complete success! ❤️
#commission #art

She got a lil' bow on 🥺

He got a lil' bow on 🥺

I'm sorry for your loss 🕊

Shiny Christmas Baby

ANOTHER?!

Now to overcome my auditory distaste of boxx controllers...

Stockholm Syndrome is: beginning to enjoy the sounds of hundreds of GameCube controllers clacking at once because of Melee tournaments

Golden baby

I'm feeling the Melee equivalent of cabin fever from not being able to play Melee with a messed up thumb. If part of my first few paychecks from my first post-undergrad job goes toward Slippi ranked & coaching, I've officially gone insane.

Me in bracket when I get DQ'd all the way into a top 100 player

Do NOT give me the aux cord, we WILL be blasting Spider-Man's theme from Marvel Tōkon: Fighting Souls

Learning how to mask less in therapy is unlocking habits I haven't had in years...

My habit of bouncing my leg when content/focused is slowly being replaced with rocking back & forth in my seat and I blame Mew2King

I am cursed to be the elder

WE CONTINUE

Saw someone on Twitter draw Goku and Piccolo as butch lesbians and I fear that my art style has now changed forever

I want to think that I'd be a Bug/Normal Pokémon trainer, but I feel like I'd attract Fairy-Type Pokémon out of pity. I give off an aura of depression that makes the whole hood wanna check up on me.

I considered that writing like I used to would make me feel better, but now I'm tunneling any sad feelings I have into my writing like a widow who's first born died of typhoid.

Had the Baja Blast Pie. Does taste like Baja Blast. It's so booty butt cheeks and is absolute radioactive chemical waste, but I love the gall of the concept too much to fully hate it

Greeeeeeeeeeeen baby