Oscar with a C

I've really got to stop buying these generic brands. Somehow, this Hamburger Enabler just doesn't taste quite the same.

I’m eagerly awaiting the Athletics’ triumphant return to the World Series once their move is complete.

"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." -- Louis D. Brandeis, U.S. Supreme Court Justice, 1916 to 1939.

When I was younger I always thought when the revolution came, it would be the marginalized and dispossessed rising up against the rich to take their power away. I never imagined it was going to be the other way around.

Remember, shootings are just a fact of life.

I’m certain all Republicans will follow their own edict and refrain from injecting politics into this latest shooting event.

Any other lyrics— don’t even try chronic town murmur or reckoning btw— just form vowels and syllables, and mean it

I can

I can

Selena has on the same outfit as Gomez.

Gomez Addams wearing his iconic black and white striped suit.

selena gomez

The Directors Label by PALM was a short lived DVD collection of the very best film/music directors and curated their best most well known works alongside lesser seen curios. Inspiring and very much recommended.

The internet Archive has the seven volumes here for free:
archive.org/details/@dir...

i take my elderly father to mass every sunday and today instead of shaking people’s hands for peace be with you i’m going to french kiss them

Peace be wi-grrk!

Ruin a movie:

Jurassic Trailer Park

Slightly diminish a band…

Minivan Halen

Jeff Goldblum in American Gothic by Grant Wood.

jeff goldblum in works of art: thread

An image of a car dashboard array with a tachometer and a gauge of the outside temperature reading 120 degrees Fahrenheit.

I know my car was exaggerating when I got out of work today, but it wasn’t exaggerating by much, really.

We grew up being warned of the potentially fatal consequences of sticking a fork in a toaster, but nobody bothered to tell English muffin bakers about these dangers.

Eating breakfast, lunch AND dinner on a weekend doesn’t sound like a big accomplishment on paper, but it sure fucking feels like it when you do it.

This is Goose. He's here to perform his own rendition of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel. 13/10 please enjoy

Replaced Carmy with Paddington Bear looking high as shit but I’m not a snitch.

the bear but with like bears: thread

All aboard! Next stop is…

Is that where I board the Carnitas Express?

Spa-TOO-la?

Stroker Ace Lovage, Mike Patton, Jennifer Charles, Nathaniel Merriweather · Lovage: Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By · Song · 2001

We need some sexy music in the chat.
Let's get a thread going. Hit me with some of your faves.

We're watching trump learn his ABC's in real time:
Alligator Alcatraz
big beautiful bill
next up... christofascist constitution

There are actually quite a few undocumented Russians in the US.

Anyone have any videos of ICE forcefully deporting them?

Or just the brown people?

Shit, for a second I believed this.

I read this as “tomato warning” and my mind went on all sorts of tangents.

Developing a basically unhittable pitch for rec league wherein the ball approaches infinite density the closer it gets to the plate, ending the game & destroying everything in the universe forever. Plus a sneaky little change-up, too.