Big Mama 😏👅

DALLAS (AP) — A federal judge rejected Boeing's plea deal in a conspiracy case stemming from fatal plane crashes.

I’ve had to flip between my air and my heat all week…

Somebody tell Texas to make up its mind! Is it winter or not?

After the day I have had, baby I'm feeling good 🤪🥃

It’s been a while…

I hate unnecessary meetings 🙄

I met a Scorpio…..

“The mouth is not the proper receptacle for the human seed!”

Old SVU episodes be taking me out lmaoooo depends on who he is babe 😭

Barely an hour and a half into my shift and these people are already getting on my nerves 🙄

Auntie is hungover

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I just laughed so loud 😭

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Nah where the hoes??????? #blacksky

Lmaoooo take yo freaky ass on 😭

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ONLY THING THATS SAAAAAAVVVINNNGG YOUUU

IS THE HEART OF A WOMAN!!!

#BareminimumFridays in full effect

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Me waiting for gang to arrive on here #blacksky

the @ names longer than a black church service 😭

#StonerSky - lets yap.

Somebody… not gonna mention any names got all the lesbians up and down my TL

Nah don’t need one yet

Black Twitter pulling up over here like #Blacksky #AddToBlackSky

All the black people finding each other on this app #blacksky #addtoblacksky

I gotta find the hoes on here

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Why can’t I eat chips without choking on one or getting it stuck in the back of my throat??????

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It’s cold

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“fuck the family, the family fucked my husband!”

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