Withered Foxy

Yar ye disturb me slumber how dare ye

Yar ye be close actually

Yar I'm fucking cooking something awesome...

Yar me cool raft an' I are still lost at sea, but here's some cool parts of the sea I was able to sail through.

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Yar I've been lost at sea for like 10 days. No idea how I even have signal

Yar thanks for 100 followers

Yar enjoy being trapped in that pizzeria forever toilet face

Yar I knew he was extra quirky

Yar, lost at sea...

Yar i appreciate yer concern but I've got me cool stick so I'll be perfectly fine

Yar I'm literally sailing the 7 sea's rn

Yar imma be a pirate

Yar, no ship was showing up so I built me own raft, I call it Me Cool Raft. I'm sailing towards the unknown with this baby.

Yar sometimes I cover meself in batter and pretend I'm a corn dog

Yar I stole some scallywag's burrito and it was like 70% rice... I got hornswaggled

Yar, I don't know i just kinda pushed the scallywag into the water as I yeoinked his fishing equipment

I'll wear two eyepatches to counter yer flashlight

Catch it yerself, lazy bones

Yar it's taking forever for a boat to arrive, so I stole some scallywag's fishing rod to kill time

Yar still waiting for a ship to claim as me own, but some landlubbers are giving me this weird look as if they've never seen a pirate fox before...

Yar we shall take over

Yar there will be more boats

Yar there is nobody I can trust more than meself

Yar, what the fuck

Yar, I escaped the Pizzeria and now I'm going to steal a boat to claim as me own ship

Now yer talking

*wenches

Fuck the pizzeria, I'm getting the fuck out and living me life on the open seas... hopefully

Yar, I need a pirate ship...