lambicpentametre

sergei rachmaninoff's piano concerto no. 2 in c minor, y'know?

the problem with liking a guy and being capable of yarncraft is that i feel the urge to attempt a sweater except for all the foreknowledge from the crafters that came before of Do Not Fucking Make That Guy A Sweater Unless You Crave Disaster And Ruin

hehe :3

cried for an hour yesterday about val kilmer. cried again this afternoon. gonna cry some more this evening, as i've just turned on the prince of egypt.

i miss him so much already.

"A computer can never be spiteful or horny Therefore a computer must never make art"

Reminder

it may have taken a full month but :)

Reblog by @angel-or-madman · 1 image Frodo and Sam’s journey if it took place in the United States

i fucking love this map so much
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have you seen the map of their walk superimposed on a map of the US that has mordor roughly located in north florida, because it is one of my favorite lotr posts

it's not that i don't respect jaywalkers, i do! it is a sacred rotual to jaywalk. but i do take issue with people who jaywalk in front of my car without looking and have the audacity to look offended at me

my takeout order came with 2 extra wings, can i get a hell yeah

wdym they just gave up on the background checks... just said lol nope we're not doing those anymore! when you work in the white house... what about Standard Form 86.......

what did ridley scott put into the martian (2015) that makes me love it so

things are going!

i am definitely getting that second date

anyway i went on a very good date on sunday and hopefully i get a second one

i think i am being flirted with in ways i could not previously conveive

new saint motel album dropped today and as your certified saint motel lover™️ i would like to let you know it has my unreserved stamp of approval 👍 go forth and jam, brethren

CALLUM TURNER IS HERE?????

marion cotillard is entirely too hot to be in this movie

#nw: Assassin's Creed (2016)

it's been a Week in casa de lamby so i'd like to be angry about something else, like how bad they massacred my girl (the animus)

would anyone like some baked potato soup, i made a bunch

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Still haven’t seen Wicked, but it does warm my heart to know that there is now an entire other generation that is going to attempt to read, and inevitably decide not to finish, the book it’s based on

saw a tweet about spy kids and i was reminded of the time my dad and i got into a heated discussion abt whether or not the machete movies were inspired by spy kids and the resulting Angry Dad Silence™️ that descended upon the house when he found out i was right

not like anyone would want to read an MMWR during flu season... who would want to do that........

re: the whole "agencies within HHS must get approval from a political appointee before publications may be released" from your resident mph epidemiology...

steve harvey thought about killing myself dot mp4

there is snow in my backyard right now.

i am in florida.

looking at the weather forecast before i return to my apartment from sunny florida and 😭🤡

my ear hurts bc i somehow scratched the INSIDE (???) :( and it's the deaf one so i can't even wear my hearing aid to help the ringing :(

val kilmer as doc holliday 🥰🫶