Swamp hag🐊

He’s coming home Thursday😭 He’ll be getting home SUPER late after flying into Orlando that afternoon then driving home. But, I’m just glad I’ll get the last couple hours of my birthday with him!!

It’s almost 7:45 and my son is still sleeping. Blessed be the fruit.

Got him some tiny explorings sock shoes 🥺 three pair(can choose your colors and sizes for each pair) for $29.99 + free shipping.

AND HE GETS TO STAY IN ATLANTIS!? MUST BE FUCKIN NICE!

My husband was sent to the Bahamas for a work. The audacity for my passport to be expired when my birthday is next Thursday 🥲

Aisle of shame for me again. Got 3 puzzles for my son’s birthday for $4.99ea

He’s officially walking and I’m not okay 🥲

NO YOU CANT. THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY.

HARRY ITS YOU THAT HAS TO GO ON, I KNOW IT.

NOT ME, NOT HERMIONE, YEWWW!

We got one month till my son REELS IN THE BIG ONE🎣 excuse me while I weep.

DO IT LADY

“You attract what you fear”

Ahhhh financial stability 😱

This fucking heat is killing me softly

my passion? dipping pizza in ranch.

I found out my husband got me a custom name plate with our son’s name from Prairie Sky Jewelry Co. If you see me sitting by my mailbox for the next 4-6 weeks, no you didn’t.

The fact that I’m planning my son’s 1st birthday is INSANE to me. Like I haven’t even processed that I found out I was pregnant, let alone popped a whole ass baby out of my vagina. And you’re telling me this motha sucka is about to be ONE!?!?!?!

I gotta make silly noises otherwise I will blow up

ⓘ this account is a safe space for both dillying and dallying

I love that my husband’s parents love our son and they have that special relationship that I never got to have. But like they drive me fucking nuts- boundaries it’s not that hard

Reese in a wine/purple colored gown.

Spoons that match the purple she’s wearing.

reese with her spoons: thread

I really wanna get my son The Nugget for his 1st birthday but like…

I was looking at a neon doodle pad on Amazon for my son and I found the same thing at Aldi $6 🤩

Scored a quilted outdoor blanket from Aldi for $17 !

A cat wrapped in a pink hello kitty blanket reading “ I be on here high as hell”

Me 100% of the time

i was born to sit on the porch with a joint in my hand and a cat by my side

Why is it that every time my husband leaves town for work my son and I get sick?

The way I just moaned 🤤

I just picked up his ashes.. the fur and the paw print sent me 😭💔

Welp - it’s official - I’m now a SAHM. Never thought I’d actually want to do this let alone get the chance to do it. I’m so excited to enjoy this next chapter of life and watch my boy grow up!

As if this place wasn’t already feeling empty, my husband leaves for St. Louis tomorrow 😭