Swamp hag🐊

Todays date is 3OH!3. This is your reminder to never trust a hoe

My son has become obsessed with Trash Truck lately

Question of the day: is my son sick? Teething? Allergies?
I really just hope it’s his last set of teeth coming in; cause he was super sick a month ago.

Aldi has some good stuff for kiddos right now! I got my son some balancing stones (which I got the triangle ones & they are STURDY, yes I tested them myself) & an Aldi Play (their pretend play sets) kids deli & snacks set (this will be our 3rd set) for $12.99ea. AOS never fails!

Over the last month hes amazed me with how smart he is . Idk if my favorite thing was when he finally signed “more” last week. Or the fact he says “agua” for water. Multilingual baby for the win!

My son is officially a year and a half today. I have a lot of feelings about it 🥲

Don’t get me fucking started on fuckinggggff chrisssssssss. I will fucking kick his ass like get your fucking goofy fucking ass out of here

Also why is Alex even doing this? Like no thoughts ever. If I fucking hear him say nomad one more time. Like the way Ashely and Priya ganged up on him like GET HIM!

I want to fight Chris WHOMST DOES HE THINK HE ISSSSSSSSSSS

This season is just so awkward like I don’t know how to explain it. But it’s giving awkward lol

I made an easy access snack drawer on my counter for my son and I showed him how to open it. Watching him climb up his learning tower and picking out a snack like a biggie boy is just 🥲

Apple your days are numbered. I’d appreciate it if your keyboard would work correctly and not like I’m having a major stroke mid sentence. Also why did this take forever to write cause again YOUR KEYBOARD SUCKS.

I forgot I let my husband pick out some stuff from savage x fenty early last week when he was home from a work trip. the package arrived today and guess who had to leave Friday on a work trip lol. Guess he’ll just have to see 😈

A collection of illustrations of crocodiles and alligators against a soft green and yellow background. They are playfully either swimming or loafing around, playing with fish, taking care of their young and chilling in the water. The crocodiles and alligators are mostly green and yellow, save for an albino alligator. They’re so loving and fun, these toothy friends!

River puppies 🐊 #art

Alex and Chris fucking suck and need to get punched in their faces

Watching love is blind season 10 and per usual who the fuck do these dudes think they are?

Why is Tyra wearing that inspector gadget ass coat?!

Life is soup but i am fork caption over a picture of a cat in front of a backdrop

dream job

me when i see the moon: THE MOON!

I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!!

Also grow the fuck up and use a fucking knife

The way Regina George screams in that one scene in Mean Girls it’s legit me every single time!!!

It enrages me when people use scissors to cut ANY type of food

My hatred started for AI when the 90s movie Smart House came out.

Ugh thank you! I do hope it’s just a sinus thing but not that it makes it any better ! My son seems to be on the up and up but the way sicknesses have been this season I don’t want jump for joy too soon lol. My husband called us this morning and he sounds AWFUL

No shit the same day I posted this my husband got a call that he had to leave town for work that afternoon. Guess who’s sick now…. Me. Whenever he leaves town for work a sickness takes over my house. Every. Single. Time.

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me at my parents house and their weird ass show starts getting kinda good

She’s super healthy! When it’s spring, You could def get more plant off her if you replant and separate some of the “pups” aka the baby’s into other planters and such.