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One month post d&e and Iโ€™ve been cramping like Iโ€™m gonna start my period and honestly this hurts so bad.

04.12.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if u donโ€™t like cats I immediately donโ€™t trust u

25.11.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No yeah I def donโ€™t wanna do that. I used to read so much as a kid and enjoyed it soooo much. You could always find me buried in a book. And then life and I wanna heal my inner child right now not make it a chore or annoying! Thanks for that!!!!!

03.12.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve seen several people say that and part of me wants to start something else since Iโ€™m not so invested into it. I do have a physical pile of TBR on my shelf I could/should start to ๐Ÿ˜†

03.12.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m trying to get into it but Iโ€™m not too sure still- Iโ€™m only on chapter like 5. But Iโ€™ll def all your suggestions to my TBR Iโ€™m trying to expand my horizons!!!! Thank you so much โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ

03.12.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know Iโ€™m like a million years late- forgive me as I havenโ€™t read in over a decade and Iโ€™m trying to find my rhythm- but I started A Court of Thorns and Roses.
Suggestions would be appreciated as I find my way around the book world again.

03.12.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a haircut this afternoon and Iโ€™m so excited! Itโ€™s been over a year since the last one.

02.12.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My son was only several months last holiday season so this year itโ€™s like his firsts all over again cause heโ€™s a toddler now. Itโ€™s been the best watching him experience this and the season is only getting better โœจ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅฒ

02.12.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A thiccc frog in an elf costume and holding a candy cane 

โ€œElf with a shelfโ€

A thiccc frog in an elf costume and holding a candy cane โ€œElf with a shelfโ€

merry thicccmas

01.12.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guy on tv: โ€œWhatโ€™s your favorite memory over the years of the parade?โ€

Oh ya know all the floats and balloons

27.11.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Elmo looking evil as fuck in a tiny dark room with maybe a dangly lightbulb only or something.

Elmo looking evil as fuck in a tiny dark room with maybe a dangly lightbulb only or something.

Devilish looking red eyeball themed deviled eggs Iโ€™m hoping.

Devilish looking red eyeball themed deviled eggs Iโ€™m hoping.

the muppets do deviled eggs: thread

27.11.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 289    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

Shiiit, about to download! Thank you so much for that!

26.11.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tell me moreeeeeee

26.11.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m excited! itโ€™s been a long time!

26.11.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got my library card and Libby app set up๐Ÿฅฒ the book obsessed little girl in me is SO happy itโ€™s been SOOO long. Iโ€™ve been trying to slowly chip away at this tbr stack for the last 2 years but life of a girl turn mom turn sahm life- ya know?

26.11.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

3 weeks of a crazy sleep regressions and new tantrums for my sons new trick: death rolling off the changing table while Iโ€™m trying to change him or his diaper ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ™ƒ

23.11.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unfortunately the 1 in 4. Someone suggested joining a loss group on Facebook. My biggest go to is going outside even if itโ€™s just sitting on the porch during my sonโ€™s nap.

20.11.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The grief process has been crazy especially with added hormones but with support and of course stupid time itโ€™ll get easier. If you need support even from a random mutual Iโ€™d be happy to be that for you-especially from someone โ€œwho gets itโ€. You did nothing wrong. We did nothing wrong. We are

20.11.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was diagnosed with high blood pressure with this OB and I read that high blood pressure could have a factor. But from the jump I just didnโ€™t care for my new OB. I had different OB office with my son and everything went perfect with him just some anxiety but I was given buspirone.

20.11.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The emotions are like a roller coaster and just go with it! They wanted me to deliver the baby and I was already traumatized- my mental health couldnโ€™t do a delivery. I ended up doing a D&E so I donโ€™t think they were able to get answers unlike if I delivered but I was told 50/50 on figuring out what

20.11.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m so sorry ๐Ÿ’– my heart is with you! on the 3rd at my 18 week appointment I was told my baby had no heartbeat either. I hope through the grief process youโ€™ve been wrapped in love and support.

20.11.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now a walking pad- but like small living and allโ€ฆ any suggestions?

19.11.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fran Drescher wearing orange, brown and yellow gown.

Fran Drescher wearing orange, brown and yellow gown.

Dresser the same colors as Franโ€™s gown.

Dresser the same colors as Franโ€™s gown.

fran dresser: thread

23.11.2024 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 448    ๐Ÿ” 114    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

I think I wanna add a kindle to my wishlist ๐Ÿค”

11.11.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Tw: pregnancy loss.
This past week has been the longest month. Pregnancy loss is a whole different kind of loss ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ญ

09.11.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s just wild that she has the audacity and she honestly just assumes or has opinions of shit. And I tell her like โ€œdonโ€™t assume cause you make an ass out of you and me. And opinions are like assholes everyoneโ€™s got one.โ€œ

03.11.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!!! ๐Ÿ’•

03.11.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Peppermint mocha coffee creamer AND abuelitas chocolate caliente Mexicano coffee creamer on the store shelvesโ€” weโ€™re so back.

02.11.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The audacity! Like have your own damn babies! It doesnโ€™t help that sheโ€™s also a weird ass boy mom (my husband was her only child). Like sheโ€™s got to have the attention or something? Idk itโ€™s been fucking bizarre since 2024 - with the comments/commentary/ oversharing of MY PERSONAL SHIT! Iโ€™m done!

01.11.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The whole season and reunion is so fucking bizarre!!

30.10.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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