Geoff

The kind of cinema team up the world needs right now

I saw my neighbor looking at me through my window, my fear has been realized

Work booo!

I suddenly have the urge to play Skyrim. Time to mod it all day and then probably not play it afterwards

Interacting with my grandmother is just so bad for my mental health

Go bluejays!!!

I like to pretend broccoli is a redwood tree I get to eat

DC airport kinda stinky

I'm in so much pain all the time recently, idk how folks do this every day

Halloween is turning into Calvin and Hobbes trip

Whenever I set an alarm my body is ready and awake right before it every time. Maybe that's my superpower

I love pasta dishes

It's so cold now, I can't wear my booty shorts anymore 😫

Jumbotron Geoff would be so big

Chat, should I get a testicle implant, increase my sac size? My doctor told me a bigger sac is a bigger life with bigger rewards

I get so anxious around Halloween

Movie Sunday movie Sunday

I wouldn't survive the long walk

Pummeled my nuts(pea)

Maybe I should become a professional busker

I dream of that really scary bird

Goodnight, sweet dreams, I hope you find a good YouTube video to fall asleep to

The dentist is so scary

Sleeping is so sexy

I hate insurance, just give me the drugs I need please instead of being in pain

I wish I could spend all day just reading a book, that's my happy place

Do you remember that day? I always do 😙😙😙

Shhh he's sleeping 💤😴

I can't stop watching Monk. Monk mind Monk mind Monk mind

I wish I owned a blimp, j would make it my house