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Prone to bouts of optimism. "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. JRRT" #Crew96⭐⭐⭐

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Thank you Darlington Nagbe #crew96

09.11.2025 15:13 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I won’t lie, that’s some “ball don’t lie” shit. Disappointed but not even mad. #Crew96

09.11.2025 00:35 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
The Classic Dave Weigel tweet, which reads:
A cool thing about Cincinnati is that you can spell it however you like. Any combination of Ns and Ts is valid.

The Classic Dave Weigel tweet, which reads: A cool thing about Cincinnati is that you can spell it however you like. Any combination of Ns and Ts is valid.

Important Reminder for Today #HellisReal #crew96

08.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 22    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
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Family road trip... to HELL (is real).
#Crew96

08.11.2025 19:07 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Daughter, age 5, October 12, 2018

08.11.2025 14:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is why all the Crew fans who fought through the #SaveTheCrew saga are untouchable... we've already won, we're winners no matter what tries to gaslight us into believing otherwise.
Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.
Vamos #Crew96. Beat #FCC

08.11.2025 14:16 — 👍 17    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

I believe the Crew and Red Bulls were set to do the same last year, but Crew lost in two.

07.11.2025 21:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sitting in 228 for good luck, I gotta sit in the same section as I did for ECF '23 to avoid bad luck right? Nos vemos, VAMOS CREW!

07.11.2025 15:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gianni Infantino is right up there with the greatest Surrealist artists...
Dali, Man Ray, Magritte...
Seriously. WTH timeline did we end up in...

06.11.2025 15:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great...

06.11.2025 03:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💯 We were dragging them all before red card

05.11.2025 23:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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two puppet characters standing next to each other with the words justice is served ALT: two puppet characters standing next to each other with the words justice is served

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

05.11.2025 16:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still just strange to mention when "the worst xG differential of any of Wilfried Nancy’s three Columbus outfits." is still better than the opponent's currently.

05.11.2025 16:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good morning. Progressive policies are popular and courage is contagious.

05.11.2025 13:57 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Game 3 Predictions: Who will move on from Round One? | MLSSoccer.com Crystal ball? Check. MLS schedule open in the next tab? Check. My title as this year’s best MLS predictor? Double check.

Weird stat to highlight in your prediction, as the #Crew96 have much better npxG for & xG differential stats than #FCC does...
@joeclowery.bsky.social
"This 2025 Crew have allowed the most non-penalty xG and have the worst xG differential of any of Wilfried Nancy’s three Columbus outfits."

05.11.2025 14:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Nancy ball is so back

03.11.2025 00:27 — 👍 25    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I've spent my entire life ruminating on how exactly to say this and @albertburneko.bsky.social just puts it perfectly in one paragraph. American conservatism distilled down to its essence.

defector.com/dick-cheney-...

04.11.2025 15:59 — 👍 97    🔁 21    💬 4    📌 1

😲👀👀👀👀

04.11.2025 16:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that whole game was a certified fc cincinnati moment

03.11.2025 02:54 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

you've got a good one.

03.11.2025 17:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looking back, the seed of optimism began when #8 started riding the pine after the Chicago game.

03.11.2025 15:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When will they announce the times for MLS eastern conference Game 3's? #Crew96 #MLSsoccer

03.11.2025 15:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A three-panel comic strip from asofterworld.com by e horne and j comeau. The words in each panel are typewritten and cut out from slips of white paper. The first panel shows a fluffy black cat looking up at the camera. Text reads the question in lowercase letters: god? Second panel: a close-up of the same cat. Text in uppercase: YES? Third panel: same cat with the perspective halfway between the first two panels. Text in sentence case: Are my parents ever coming home?

A three-panel comic strip from asofterworld.com by e horne and j comeau. The words in each panel are typewritten and cut out from slips of white paper. The first panel shows a fluffy black cat looking up at the camera. Text reads the question in lowercase letters: god? Second panel: a close-up of the same cat. Text in uppercase: YES? Third panel: same cat with the perspective halfway between the first two panels. Text in sentence case: Are my parents ever coming home?

Occasionally I remember that A Softer World exists and that it was beautiful, funny, queer, twisted, joyful, depressing, profound, profane, and ever Friday.

(Credit: Emily Horne and Joey Comeau)
asofterworld.com

21.11.2024 14:04 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Love that Messi guy from Miami.

03.11.2025 12:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a complete destruction.
Very fun and memorable game for what probably is final home game of year. #Crew96

03.11.2025 12:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe Alvis Powell?

03.11.2025 01:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The code word is go-Chambost! #crew96

03.11.2025 00:28 — 👍 16    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

#facts

03.11.2025 00:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
30.10.2025 18:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

in fucking sane

29.10.2025 17:37 — 👍 24    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

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