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Kris Naudus

@lampbane.bsky.social

Undercover Hispanic, off-white, metagender, enby of letters, food-motivated, possible human with strange hobbies. Galatians 4:16

90 Followers  |  76 Following  |  1,222 Posts  |  Joined: 21.07.2023
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I'm not reading comics on a MacBook Neo. So yeah, there is still a reason to buy an iPad and I'm sure there are others.

04.03.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today I made hot chocolate, with whole milk, cinnamon, chili powder, and whipped cream on top

Then I found out cigarette beetles had gotten into my chocolate... in the most unpleasant way

I am not having a good night

03.03.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If AOC is our best option in 2028 of course I'll vote for her, but I'd rather she stay in the House or, even better, make the switch over to the Senate

The real power is still in Congress; Paul Ryan knew that and stayed in Congress, laying the groundwork that lets Trump do what he's doing

02.03.2026 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I've largely given up on fighting on the proper pronunciation of "Latinx" but tonight I heard someone say "Latin E"

Latin. E.

I thought the whole point of "Latine" was that it was supposed to be easier to say and yet... am I being trolled?

This feels like a hate crime

28.02.2026 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PokΓ©mon Winds/Waves may be the first time I choose the Fire starter PokΓ©mon in 20 years

28.02.2026 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy PokΓ©mon Day, everyone. It's the big 3-0, which weirds me out because I worked on the 10th anniversary. I'm old. We're all old. Except for Ash Ketchum, I guess. He's always 10.

27.02.2026 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of 50 in existence, legitimately belongs in a museum. I don't wanna know what importer paid for this and I can't imagine how crushed they must be.

27.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Happy PokΓ©mon Day, everyone. It's the big 3-0, which weirds me out because I worked on the 10th anniversary. I'm old. We're all old. Except for Ash Ketchum, I guess. He's always 10.

27.02.2026 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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try the + sign here

26.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The page looks good!

26.02.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a list of social media sites to select from on Linktree

a list of social media sites to select from on Linktree

it's definitely an option because I have it on mine. do you not see it under "social" ?

26.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
krisnaudus | Instagram | Linktree Linktree. Make your link do more.

mine looks like this: linktr.ee/krisnaudus

26.02.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe just use Linktree? It has BlueSky as a field and, even if it didn't, you can include any links you want anyway. Then you generate a QR code page for the page by hitting "share"

26.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a statue of a gorilla is standing in the dirt in the desert . Alt: it's Minilla, aka The Worst Kaiju, sitting down

Even All Monsters Attack???

24.02.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pawpaws, not because I had one and hated it but because I *haven't* had one even though they're native to my area because they're delicate little bastards that can't be sold in stores

24.02.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Criterion actually does a pretty good job of capturing a lot of recent films β€” it's also adding del Toro's Frankenstein and Killers of the Flower Moon soon

I had about two seconds of "is KPop Demon Hunters really Criterion worthy" before I got over it. There are Godzilla films in there, after all

24.02.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a reminder:

It's "canon" and not "cannon" when referring to stories/continuity/etc.

You may say spelling doesn't matter but believe me it does, because "headcanon" and "headcannon" are two very different pictures

21.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To wrap-up my movie-going week, I saw Kokuho. It was good.

21.02.2026 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm happy I finally have time time to feature the "Tales from the Frontier" comic, seen in #StarfleetAcademy's "Come, Let's Away".😊 I have assembled all the pages seen in the episode but as a special gift, here's the cover and back page of the comic, provided to me by its designer: Stu Pearce! 🧡 1/4

19.02.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 299    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 39

it amuses me you let the broken joke stand

20.02.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a bunch of Bitty Pops stuff. Naruto, Leonardo (the Ninja Turtle) and Bart Simpson are hanging out in front of the Kwik-E-Mart and Luke Skywalker just pulled up in his speeder

a bunch of Bitty Pops stuff. Naruto, Leonardo (the Ninja Turtle) and Bart Simpson are hanging out in front of the Kwik-E-Mart and Luke Skywalker just pulled up in his speeder

this is what Luke meant when he wanted to go to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters

20.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The new Toy Story is LeapFrog slander

20.02.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Danger wants to have sex with Warlock. Warlock does not want to have sex with her because he is asexual. Will this end well? No.

Danger wants to have sex with Warlock. Warlock does not want to have sex with her because he is asexual. Will this end well? No.

I curse you with this page I have saved on my phone because it's the only thing I think of when Danger comes up now

19.02.2026 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Saw Wuthering Heights today. Enjoyed it. No it's not accurate to the book but if I wanted that there are a gazillion other adaptations to watch just let me have my super horny version please

19.02.2026 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it's anything like Stationery Fest here in NYC...

1) Workshops.
2) It is.

19.02.2026 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

18.02.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 19672    πŸ” 5921    πŸ’¬ 502    πŸ“Œ 1140

The craziest part is that Sony owns Alamo and Scarlet is a Sony Pictures Classics release

Sony has been pushing its products hard at Alamo for the past year, but Scarlet got dumped

17.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm baffled that Alamo was showing trailers for Scarlet months ago and then for the past two months there was a giant two story video ad at CityPoint mall here in Brooklyn

And then when it came out, the movie wasn't even playing at the Brooklyn Alamo and had exactly two midday showings in Manhattan

17.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Scarlet was not the cinematic war crime some folks have made it out to be. The story is a little weak and the animation is alllllllll over the place but it's still an enjoyable little piece.

My real question is who did Mamoru Hosoda piss off that this got shelved as much as it has been

17.02.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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oh god I'm so old

realbirdfakebird.com

14.02.2026 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0