Dibs!

Can’t sleep so enjoy a cute pic of me last night

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What am I but a man? Everything actually 🤘🏽

Or in plain turms my tummy hurt 😣

I’m bearing the fury of a thousand suns because my husband has bore me none

You know what would fix me? Make me feel better and whole again? A Dr Pepper. 🥺

DELTARUNE in one week.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Happy holiday 😙💨

🎶When I was just a kitten they said I’d be a gem! But now that I’m a Cheshire Cat it’s odd how odd I am 🎶

It’s wild realizing like 15 years after learning about checks and balances and separation of power in our government and all that in school, that all of it was in fact made up and people in power can do whatever they want with no physical ramifications

The head of our country’s government is in the early stages of consolidating total power. We must of course reject this, but that is not enough. We have to respond by creating a different and better kind of American politics than we have seen before.

Sleep is a cruel mistress who left me on read

The 1st part of the Apology Tour episode in a nutshell, from my memory.

#Stolas #Blitz #Helluvaboss

The amount of goldfish crackers I’d consume unsupervised is between me and the other snacks that smile back

A bootleg playstation that's called "polystation".

When me and my partners invite you over for game night and pull this out, wyd?

happy titty tuesday. i will be thinking abt titties extra hard today.

It’ll be BRILLIANT BRILLIANT BRILLIANT!

“I’d fix him”
I wouldn’t. I’d turn him into flea, a harmless little flea and then I’d put that flea in a box and then I’d put that box inside of another box and then I’d mail that box to myself and when it arrives?? I’d smash it with a hammer!

I’ve been putting together my most dapper fit yet today and can’t wait to show it off 🤓

“Why are you so quiet?”

God forbid a girl exercises her right to dissociate in public

I don’t think I’m ever going to financially recover from existing.

eat a book to gain its vocabulary

I worry for the world as we know it but as least there’s kitty cuddles to get us through the day

If the bad brain won’t stop neither will my belting unrequited love songs today

Sunday vibes.

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“I’d rather fuck the homies instead of letting them get fucked by life”

~a very stoned response I gave to “it’s not gay to fuck the homies”

Illustration of a frog in a sweater with text that reads “TIMES ARE HARD ENOUGH... I JUST WANT TO BE A SOURCE OF KINDNESS, UNDERSTANDING, & LOVE THROUGH IT ALL.” by zoecainart on instagram

art by @zoecainart.bsky.social

Me after entering a room a 3rd time to try and jumpstart the brain cell:

I’m just a girl, standing in front of the internet, asking it to give me some dopamine.