Lucas the Dragon my fat tail across your face

Honestly I think it's funnier if they're just making the noises without the fruit, then it's unambiguously a bit

Making the grapefruit technique noises

Aftermarket accessories

Related to that first one, there's cv where they get turned into a load, blown into someone, then that someone gets pregnant with them. There's also post-vore merging, I've seen some "sentient pudge", but you could also consider ctf, etc. I did also see a "prey takes over pred's body" story

eating progressively larger meals with the intent of increasing your stomach capacity so you can get bigger faster is referred to as a "metroidgainia"

It's like it's holding the door open, right this way, sir!

A side-view x-ray diagram of my fursona's torso and pelvis, showing how his penis retracts when not in use, and how the rest of his organs fit, including both sets of reproductive organs.

It's gender, if I do say so myself (crop from my ref sheet)

weapons of ass destruction

Emoji kitchen: dragon emoji with pleading eyes

What if instead of locktober it was BLOCKtober and your bulge got replaced with a Minecraft block

If you get long enough you've got the full-penis docking potential, but if you go thick it starts to approach a sheath. Hard decisions.

the fantasy AU version of my fursona, a bat-like creature with black and white fur, reclining nude in a relaxed pose with a provocative expression. he sits against a vague background that suggests a bed with red sheets in a dark blue-purple room with pink lighting

[ ⚠️ NSFW ]
happy international bat night 🦇🦇🦇

Central puzzle where each side puzzle you solve ends with pushing an extra large stone cock upwards into a massive centerpiece statue, and when it fully ascends the statue fills a moat which raises a bridge and lets you cross

smuggling blowjobs out of the blowjob factory to give them out for free in the back alley

"What about a name?"
"B-owl-ser"
"VETO. VETO. VETO."
"... just Owl-ser..."

*realizes owl awareness day and Bowser day and the same day, thinks about an Owl Bowser and gets so hard I get lightheaded*

Maybe you should drop one of those on my face, just to be sure I'm aware

It feels like we should be making a bigger deal of “we actually did in fact find a cure for AIDS”

Only look? That's quitter talk.

As someone who flip-flops between unbirth and pregnancy as favored kinks: yeag

Bonus points if they come out looking a little (or a lot) more like one or both of the preds

Honorable mentions to cloacas

yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

pretty please at least leave on the in-app notifications for liking things you repost so I can give you a thumbs up and nod whenever you repost good porn

yaaaa- *sees everyone turning off the notifications* 🥺🥺🥺

hyped up

🎨 - bozobin

This was an interesting enough question that I actually wanted to look up the answer, while technically there's nothing stopping you from doing it, it's so heavily associated with lawyers that some lawyer associations might come after you for unauthorized practice of law if you use it in public

Yup www.haring.com/!/art-work/347

Keith Haring's Untitled (1988). It features a large purple figure's torso in the bottom corner and their equally large penis in the middle of the composition, with a yellow figure poking out from the foreskin

Damn Haring was cooking with this one

Not like they have the blinds closed or anything, you can kinda just walk up and get a pretty good look.

Heartwarming: Local Dragon Helps Revive Ancient Kobold Sub-species Thought Long Extinct.

We couldn't get an interview because he was still getting busy with the repopulation effort.