@acolvin.bsky.social
Working on Oracle for Google in Texas. ACE Alumni. Proud member of Enkitec family. Never double dips. Cries at weddings.
Dallas’ shiny new silver line train
Feeling extremely European today as I take the new train in to work today. May seem like a small thing, but the folks in Texas don’t care much for public transit (or pedestrians for that matter)
31.10.2025 13:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@acolvin.bsky.social on networks and the speed of light at #POUG2025
05.09.2025 14:49 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Wow…can’t believe it took me 10 years to get to @pougorg.bsky.social but it delivered in every possible way. So great to see old friends and I haven’t learned that much at a conference in a very long time. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
07.09.2025 13:22 — 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1It’s been a long road but so happy you’re back!
25.05.2025 21:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Congrats to @chandlerdba.bsky.social on your promotion!
24.05.2025 16:24 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Woke up to some awesome news…I’ll be speaking at #POUG2025 for the first time!
24.04.2025 12:11 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0All he does is win, mate!
17.04.2025 22:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can’t just buy a ticket, you have to show up and sit through the matches too.
“The purchaser of a Ticket Pack **who uses all tickets to attend all matches included in their Ticket Pack** will be granted a guaranteed option to buy one ticket to a FIFA World Cup 26 match”
Oh, that would be lovely!
31.03.2025 19:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Last day to submit your session to the #POUG2025 conference ‼️
sessionize.com/poug-2025/
Finally submitted my abstract for @pougorg.bsky.social #POUG2025. I prefer to think that it was less about procrastination and more about constantly refining the topic in the deeper parts of my mind. #fingerscrossed
30.03.2025 20:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Hate to say it but I wouldn’t recommend anyone come here right now. Worried for friends here with permanent residency when the ones in charge don’t care about the law.
22.03.2025 15:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Chart showing student populations with largest closest to the origin #shrug
I just can’t take an institution of higher education seriously when they present a Y axis that goes from largest to smallest.
15.02.2025 15:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So.... @OracleCloud , @Azure , @googlecloud and @awscloud engineers walk into a bar 🤣🤣🤣
08.02.2025 07:11 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
All for it, but please…nothing as scandalous as “my cat is better than any other cat.” We all know that my cat is the best in the world
03.12.2024 21:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
