Brianna

You're sweet for saying that but absolutely not. Focus on your health,feeling better and getting stronger. I can figure things out

So helpful, thank you

The culture shock is intense Alex, ngl 😅 Otherwise, I'm just figuring everything out one day at a time. Like which yoghurt to buy out of the 10,000 options at the supermarket. Also where do I watch races, road or cyclocross in France?

I recently relocated to France, it's been two months and the culture shock is VERY REAL but also eye-opening 😅.
That said, I’ve missed out on a lot of cycling, it's killing me. Checked the team IG page this morning and am so pumped for Laporte🥹 what a come back!. I hope he locks the top step in.

Why did I just say this in Grischa's voice 🤣🤣🤣. You have finished me with this! 😆

Not "big teeth!!!" 😆😆😆😆😆 I nearly choked!🤣🤣🤣 I'm so calling him that from now on!

To this day I still see that crash 😢. The fact that she was able to come back and ride is phenomenal. All the best to her, she put up a good fight and can proudly hang up that bike. 🫶🏾

Did you at least give him a side eye

Riightttt!!! If delulu was a person 🤣. Correction Gianetti, "he's very close to a TDF fatigued and sick Jonas".

Quote made by Mauro Gianetti after stage 20 of the Vuelta pointing out a discovery in his riders' (Almeida and Del Toro) growth.

Gianetti don't piss me off, we're celebrating. I'm celebrating Jonas in my Red hoodie with my full red glass on this fine Saturday.

No, I couldn't but I was following on the race's Facebook page, they have a live ticker that provided a good run down of everything that was happening.

I should add: Femke leads the race by 30secs with one stage to go.

Screenshot off the tour de L'ardeche feminin instagram page showing a jubilant Marion Bunel with a fist pump after as she won the stage.

In other news... It's raining 1-2s for Visma today!! Marion and Femke dropped the hammer down on stage 5! Marion won the stage with Femke coming in second. Femke now leads the race. Great job ladies 🎉🎉🎉🫶🏾

7 stage wins is diabolical and what's crazy is Jay vine still has 2 wins in him,the peloton will try but there's nothing they can do about it 😩.... I've tapped out.

No Red jersey for them yet, but this Vuelta is def the UAE show 😒

Definitely going to read deeper on this subject. Thanks for the info

Geez Denmark, my curiosity has significantly peaked, now I want a danish passport 😂. Any knowledge of why it's so strict?? This proper research for me now.

Oh damn I hadn't even thought of that. It would be the quickest way. He has to think this through and restrategize. Can we count on you to take one for the team and marry Matteo for a year on paper 🤣 That's long enough right?

You did!! 😂😂😂 Next just work on a few language basics like Jonas said and you'll blend in like a star in the night sky. I'm rooting for you!

#Jonasnation runs Denmark. You saw the look he gave when his contacts were mentioned. One of you is the contact Matteo needs 😂

It's simple, you've covered all the bases so you can pass for Danish. They'll give you this one😂 You're Danish.

Where are the Danish fans, spread the hashtag people 😂 #getmatteoadanishpassport

www.instagram.com/reel/DOLou3r...

My dearest Ayuso 🥹🥹🥹 Whoever has Ayuso's Voodoo doll at UAE better cut it out 🥺

Yesterday he said that it was great to be in red but that him and the team needed to see if they wanted to keep the jersey or let someone else have it. Guess they want to keep it. That aside, everyone is too close and a threat tbh. Except for Gaudu, his leash just got tighter 😂

A screenshot of Visma's Vuelta stage 3 race report with a quote from Jonas about what's in store for stage 4.

Jonas landed for the Vuelta and chose violence... I got chills reading that final statement. Warning shots fired, "you want it, come n get it" 😅 Love it!!!
www.teamvismaleaseabike.com/race-report/...

Oh yes, it's definitely going to be that kind of Vuelta. Buckle up 🤣🤣🤣

Ngl if the legend in Red wasn't the one winning today, I'm glad Gaudu did. Poor guy has been sinking since Oman. This will lift his spirits. 👏🏾

Can't argue with that.

Awww look at that wittle face. I must be the only person on this thread without a pet 😄

A photo of Jonas and Ciccone head to head in a sprint for the finish line on stage 2 of the Vuelta.

Ciccone was in the zone until he turned around and saw a sprinter with gritted teeth and a red helmet coming 🚀 It was in that second that he knew it was over for him 😄. Good job to both gents #chapeau

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