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Illustrations and genuine replies from the Girl’s Own Paper 1880-1899. (‘Girls’ at the time meant roughly age 15 to 29 years). Working back to the 33,000 followers I had in the other place! Caption contest every Sunday at 18:00 GMT

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Take a book and read with deep concentration when wicked or blasphemous thoughts intrude themselves #WorldBookDay

05.03.2026 11:28 — 👍 31    🔁 14    💬 5    📌 0
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Take a book and read with deep concentration when wicked or blasphemous thoughts intrude themselves #WorldBookDay

05.03.2026 11:28 — 👍 31    🔁 14    💬 5    📌 0

Very sorry to hear and get well soon. Love that you managed a wan smile for the camera even on the stretcher x

05.03.2026 10:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It is sad that by your persistent idleness and throwing away of the advantages afforded you at her cost, you should disappoint and even anger your mother.

04.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

Full mean girls from me there

03.03.2026 20:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It is indeed silly to cry on all occasions at the least provocation. As to a cure, we suggest you wear a waterproof over your dress, buttoned up to your throat, and ask someone to throw a glass of water on your face. This would give your nerves a wonderful fillip and affect a speedy cure.

03.03.2026 18:56 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 10    📌 1

How do I dislike thee?
Let me count the ways
I really think that this could take
Days and days and days

Such rubbish like what you have writ
We do not like one single bit
And, tell the truth, your rhyming scheme
Would only grace a nightmare dream

03.03.2026 10:46 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Next to the bride looking wistful. And great grandad is the one far right on the wrong side of the fence.

03.03.2026 08:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sweet way to meet! My gt-grandparents slightly more complicated than that, supposed to be a double sisters x 2 wedding to brothers x 2 wedding, called their half off but my grandma came along later anyway.

02.03.2026 22:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Assume she is thinking sister’s husband’s brother - that was ok?

02.03.2026 21:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh no! I can believe we fail in that respect too.

02.03.2026 21:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Certainly we shall not denounce your verses as “rubbish”, so we hope you will not “dislike us” when we tell you that, crude and immature as they are, if you study the best literary models, reading especially a great deal of good poetry, you may possibly improve.

02.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 6    📌 0
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“Kitten” asks if she may marry one of her brothers-in-law. She certainly may, but not more than one.

02.03.2026 19:09 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 7    📌 2

Charming!

02.03.2026 08:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good things are worth waiting for!

02.03.2026 07:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I did notice how many ❤️s that got!

01.03.2026 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh v. good

01.03.2026 19:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dark!

01.03.2026 19:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tsk tsk

01.03.2026 19:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dark!

01.03.2026 19:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My phone thinks this is Portuguese!

01.03.2026 19:07 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Thought we’d have a Sunday caption contest suitable for #StDavidsDay Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus

Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC

01.03.2026 18:00 — 👍 33    🔁 16    💬 46    📌 20
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Thought we’d have a Sunday caption contest suitable for #StDavidsDay Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus

Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC

01.03.2026 18:00 — 👍 33    🔁 16    💬 46    📌 20

You got plenty of ❤️s regardless!

28.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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….highly commended to @diarts1.bsky.social (can you see the clingfilm now?) and @okeating.bsky.social with a tsk tsk for everyone who chose to focus on the hand warmer. More to amuse you at #GirlsOwnCC

28.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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In a close run caption contest last Sunday:
🥇 @julesmrobertsf1.bsky.social
=🥈 @davidjarvis.bsky.social @erburyoldboy.bsky.social
4th @beakmoo.bsky.social and…

28.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 29    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 0

And it’s not showing you the subsequent condensation and black mould in the inside of the windows!

28.02.2026 08:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We don’t speak about Uncle Bruno

28.02.2026 08:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That sounds like a delicious combination!

28.02.2026 06:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes agree the likelihood is that older sisters were already doing much of the childcare and household work and would just take over. Or sometimes the small children shared out between aunts.

28.02.2026 06:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0