I’m just doing strap humor now. That’s my thing.
22.09.2025 17:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m just doing strap humor now. That’s my thing.
22.09.2025 17:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Call me a banker the way I be strappin these hunnies
22.09.2025 17:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Saw one of them today and thought of you!
19.09.2025 20:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Give strap to all my friends call me a pillar of the community
19.09.2025 04:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I could be an editor. I don’t know a lot about English but I could have stopped a lot of then/than tragedies in published works.
29.08.2025 19:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You’re telling me a Cole slaw?
16.08.2025 21:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I left my job! Low wages not be dammed after all ig
15.08.2025 02:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey do you guys wanna come to my death cult I mean jellicle ball
15.08.2025 02:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I keep my cigs and lighter in separate purses like guns and ammo in safes across the house
14.08.2025 23:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think this is the summer I start face tuning the fucking shit out of my selfies
21.05.2025 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We can make this house marg a home ♥️
17.05.2025 23:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Personally I love when a man has a religious experience over a shot of Jameson
05.05.2025 19:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
23.04.2025 19:27 — 👍 14296 🔁 2241 💬 161 📌 28Homo
Little white boy loves his kitschy blood bag drink
23.04.2025 17:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Low wages be dammed how can I ever leave my job when my supervisor just told me “you have to fly kites on Monday”? I HAVE TO fly kites. It’s my responsibility for my role to fly kites in a park.
23.04.2025 17:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My morning time is for making personal art before my artists come in
21.04.2025 14:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I get it. I would also rather die than talk to JD Vance.
21.04.2025 13:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No one was even around to see me get the wordle in 2. How am I going to feel better than everyone now.
14.04.2025 21:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wearing a backpack with a little too much stuff in it feels like a humiliation ritual
10.04.2025 21:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Declan Rice celebrates a goal with Odegaard, MLS, and Saliba losing their minds in the background.
Declan Rice and Arsenal beat Real Madrid 3-0
08.04.2025 21:33 — 👍 1801 🔁 182 💬 36 📌 10I need to make a prawn party hat right now or I’m going to die.
07.04.2025 15:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was bored at work until I realized I could spend a little bit of money on something stupid WHILE I’m at work
04.04.2025 15:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’ll never stop me from Irish goodbying I love leaving
01.03.2025 04:07 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I get mad at Instagram for serving me click-baiting covert fetish content but I’m the one who clicked on the thumbnail
21.03.2025 17:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pigeon not having a ‘d’ in it is insane.
12.03.2025 21:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Only when looking at photos of me taken by other people do I realize I’m fully pigeon toed. What the fuck.
12.03.2025 21:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God forgive Apple if they ever make a “so and so is watching your location right now” notification because I am FUCKED
28.02.2025 05:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pitching this as a shirt design lmk if interested
26.02.2025 01:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0