houses cost $400

Same :(

my AOTYs for the last few years (how i'm feeling now/promises/dragon new warm mountain/10,000 gecs/diamond jubilee/getting killed) are allllll very p4k. lmao. still the same guy as always

her name is alexandria ocasio-cortez

"Now then," is such a funny interjection. You're moving on by just saying two opposite things

Thank God I can finally go Live on Bluesky. I'm going to read off fishing rod advertisements

my brain has devised a terrible mashup of Hootie & the Blowfish's "Let Her Cry" and The Flaming Lips's "Turn It On"

The Jesus and Mary Lizard

Here's the plan: firstly, we can never lose a single election ever. Any single loss is game over. Secondly, we only run candidates who could only win if every single adult in the county praises them constantly. How do we achieve this? Simple, we tell everyone to go fuck themselves.

numbers don't lie and Channel Orange outsold Getting Killed this week. I'm on Frank Ocean's side in this feud

That's why I always say, you gotta pay me down before I can build you up. . You GOTTA pay me down before I can build you up. *tiny, almost imperceptible nod*

I love when real overconfident dudes go like "That's why always say" and then drop some phrase you never heard of. They always repeat it, too.

I was gifted and read The Chronicles of Narnia books in like 2002. They might be out of rotation entirely by now but also maybe not!

Tommy James & the Shondells had like five class-A songs. You'd think they were the kind of band that had one, maybe two

had a nice triple-feature today of "Mr. Plow," "Last Exit to Springfield" and "Krusty Gets Kancelled."

The Simpsons.

#TheSimpsons

Damn! I'm still butting my head on 19 Heat. Great job!

A ruthless dictator who can employ fake opposition figures but somehow has a real opposition

I'm always putting some light history videos on to fall asleep to, and then waking up to the sound of the most godawful VTuber voice.

to the tune of "Frog on the Floor"

Joyce Carol Oates, as we can see, is both

I definitely don't think in drumming terms. Took me years to realize Tame Impala's "Elephant" groove is so odd because they're constantly switching between hitting the snare on the 1&3 and 2&4

Frances Farmer, Very Ape, Pennyroyal Tea, Radio Friendly Unit Shifter all really hit this time listening to In Utero

Haven't liked an indie rock band like them since Big Thief, and I think they have a much better chance to cross over.

18-21: the liminal ages
22-24: Adult
25-28: Unc
29-35: Old Man
36-45: Ancient
45: Inverted Dracula's Castle

2008-2016

This little minimize/maximize strip that comes up every time and gets in the way of the tabs of my internet browser is IMPOSSIBLE to turn off. What a bunch of ass.

I am not having a good time switching over to a Mac interface

I'd still be playing on OG Switch but maybe the performance is better anyway after patches. Still kind of leaning towards getting it!

I’m kind of curious about Pokémon Scarlet/Violet again. Didn’t bother at the time because of technical issues. I didn’t play Legends Arceus. Are they good Pokémon games?

[Gets kind of quiet in my city head] Ah yes... nothing's gonna get me out of bed