Sloane Ranger

Haven't posted since April so just dropping by to post a couple pics from the last week and then maybe disappear for another 5 months tbd

At Chipotle nose bleeding in my burrito bowl while this man in front of me is walking around their table with a DSLR doing a photoshoot with his family eating burritos and a homeless man is behind me is yelling "I'm gonna beat you bitch!"

NEW YORK CITY, BABY

I can't let NTI know multiple people are on his side with this bc it'll go straight to his head

Oh I didn't make this! I could never hahaha. The one with the green square in planning did lol

From The Onion: Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

theonion.com/historians-q...

And probably a good bit of autism TBH

This was started after a three hour "discussion" over two tone leather seats that involved no less than 30 photos and that caused someone to leave the chat... Like I said, we have opinions

We're only given a yes or no on each subject. Nuance is not rewarded

In one of my group chats we're all extremely opinionated about everything so one of them has started a color coded doc so we can all keep track of each other's opinions and avoid unnecessary arguments. Highly recommend

i cannot believe that we have to figure out what we are going to eat for dinner every single day forever

when they go low, we go Jasmine Crockett @repjasmine.bsky.social 🔥

Kylie Minogue was brilliant as ever last night 🤩

This is just one of the multitude of reasons I don't work in corporate America

I have a client meeting at 8am this morning and had to leave for it right after 7 and I truly don't know how people do this every day I want to KMS

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Mook and Gaitok

my offer to america: we bring woke back

Don't worry I was wearing a hat all day so it's not representative of my current daily hairstyle

happy sunday y'all

Riiiiiight?! Like I really couldn't ask for a better bio

I'm going camping with my gym buddy and his friends next month and he created a gc and introduced us all and y'all, the description he wrote about me... I can't. It's too accurate 🫠

That's the real mystery... I don't even know where to start. It's why I started this in the first place tbh. I was tired of having to figure out what to watch every night lol

I can’t believe this is real! It’s like the worst caricature of how the right says Soros does politics.

Officially completely done with my rewatch of The X-Files. 218 episodes. 9 seasons in the original run. Two films. Two reboot seasons. Still one of the best TV series of all time, but I am glad to be able to move on after about 4 months of watching.

then why even make the movie

that'd actually be so much fun

They're DiFfErEnT