Richard Swift

I mean the emphasis was on the geriatric, as a way to explain the occasional grandma replies i make on politics videos.

In my defense i am a geriatric millennial…?

Robert Downey Jr in The Gingerbread Man (1998) sitting with his legs crossed but strangely, and no doubt uncomfortably, they also have their right arm wedged like the meat in a sandwich between the two crossed legs.

Robert Downey Jr in The Gingerbread Man (1998) sitting with his legs crossed but strangely, and no doubt uncomfortably, they also have their right arm wedged like the meat in a sandwich between the two crossed legs.

“What if my character sat like this..?”

Read Where It All Began! An ad for the comicbook Supergirl Woman of Tomorrow.

Also love that the trailer ends with an ad for the comic.

What a terrible time to be a good person

So trump got tired of being a preverbal pirate and decided to take that shit literal…?

Hey, how’s my healthcare vote coming? The thing you gave away your only leverage for? How’s that going?

Poster for the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode of Alien from LA.

Have come to realize the podcast most successful in getting me to buy things is the Dana Gould Hour.

a cartoon of wonder woman and the flash talking about red hair ALT: a cartoon of wonder woman and the flash talking about red hair

I assume it’s the Wonder Woman of it all.

I’m sorry for your and your sister’s loss, regretting weird Crow memeing now.

From The Crow, Brandon Lee saying “Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel, he hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks... Can you put me up for the night?”

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Jordan Peele, as Star Magic Jackson Jr., in the Gremlins 2 pitch sketch saying “You sir, are a raging psychopath. Don't let this town take that away from you.”

Happy birthdays in order or random declaration?

Drop a lawyer

Judge: What are you doing?

Alan Shore: Climbing on my soapbox, Judge. I do it once a week.

No shit?

There’s absolutely some truth to this though obviously not universally so. Florida attracts a crap ton of people who travel for work, airline, rail, wrestlers, carnies, etc because it has no state income tax there for you are paying less for the place you are rarely at.

I regret to inform you that you are already funny. But improv it up if you wish to slay further.

Incredibly rich sociopaths who can't deal with the world as it is and have to bend it to their will and expectations. Only with bunkers in Hawaii instead of in a volcano. And let's be honest, the volcano bunker would be way cooler.

YouTube video by Patrick (H) Willems The Daniel Craig James Bond Era Is The Weirdest Franchise Ever

I was watching @patrickhwillems.bsky.social's excellent video essay on the Craig Bond films when I suddenly realized that instead of ending up living in the Blade Runner dystopian grunge future I'd always excepted, we've ended up in the Bond villain future.

Day-Lewis, who suggested Dano for the role after the original actor dropped out at short notice, posted on Instagram saying: "Paul Dano is one of the best and most talented actors of his generation."

…. Daniel Day-Lewis has an instagram…?

Honestly dropped 10 cool points.

I like yo picture him between movies taking up weird trades and mastering them.

Him feeding the gram kinda takes away the mystique.

I predict a scenario where someone can’t get ahold of me because I blocked their number 20 years earlier because a politician was using it to ask me for money.

I had to go large industrial racks

You will be visited by three spirits.

Picture of the staff who operate my bsky account