Richard Swift

Ultimate nepo baby who never knew there was a thing he’d have to earn on the merits.

Also, do we think Shatner also made them pay him for likeness rights on his horse that he rented to Paramount for use in Generations…?

Predict “guns out” Janeway to be their best seller

Bludgeoning with a candlestick in the library?

2 slips and one strip on Jumja flavor.

Now Trump is hoping to at least get a Daytime Nobel Peace Prize.

Let me guess, first winner of the trump peace prize would be donald trump. Second winner… adolf hitler…?

I’m sure call democrats terrorists will help pass that budget.

Also, i think the people who hate america would be the ones refusing to release the epstein files.

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

Annual COVID Vaccines Save Lives, New Study Shows A new study shows that receiving an updated COVID vaccine reduced people’s risk of severe disease and death in all age groups, regardless of immunity from prior infection or vaccination

Listen to scientists and not sociopaths in public office. Get your annual COVID vaccine.

Chain em to a wall by the neck but leave them their ciggies and lighter. Enlightened era.

Bet the puppy bowl beats it

Make a phone call and smoke a cigarette I’d guess.

An explainer on how not retaining Pa. Supreme Court Justices could "lead to chaos in the short term and Republican control of the Supreme Court in the long term."

If you see this, post an image you saved because it makes you laugh.

That republican healthcare plan has been 2 weeks away since 2013.

Venn Diagram showing the overlap between “apocalypse” and “having to go to work.”

“On the next… Arrested decelopment.”

They were.

“We took the freedom of speech away.”

Legs tho 👀

A recurrent attempt to blame people for corporate action (this news gets repeated every few years).

HFAs in inhalers = ~2.4million tons a year.

Total CO2 last year was 37.8 GIGAtons.

Inhalers are less than a rounding error.

Harpo Marx, somewhere in his 30s, with a giant harp, looking kinda hot.

Wait…

Harpo Marx was hot…?

Met the enby of my dreams.

This would be Training Day for the heathens.