—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑.

Which super has the most protein

[ Blows him a kiss ]

Not a guy that exists that cooler than this one, man.

He's only the coolest dude ever.

Fuck it

#WALLYWESTWEDNESDAY

Posting my favorite pics of my bud Wally. He got hit in the Wally Westicles.

Fuuuck.. my head-

Sort of sounds like a pep talk that's attempting to not be one.

Your son's my best friend, and maybe I piss him off sometimes and maybe I think it's funny. I want what's best for him, Bruce. Even if that doesn't mean me.

Someone to pick up the pieces and show him he's still just human.

Clowns aren't exactly much my thing either.

But yeah. Just someone who gets it. Gets me. Not exactly easy to really come by, I guess.

I wouldn't, I couldn't..

But I also know whether or not I mean it, I'm still shit. And he doesn't deserve that because I know there's better out there.

Probably nazis.

Doesn't have to be.

But if there's anyone who'd know why I won't say it, it'd probably be you.

You know people always think Roy Harper wants some hottie with a big butt or something, sure that's cool but I guess..

I just want someone who..stays because they want to stay. Just someone who wants me for me.

You're one to talk anyway..

I uh..

I dunno. It's stupid-

You don't have to phrase it like that.

Well, fuck, man. Some best friend! You won't even tell me your type!

Now, when you say that

What som are we talking about to be clear? Just for clarification?

// no you wont because watch tHIS

// Pyro i'm going to strangle you

Fuck, man. Why do you have to be so scary???

You need to lighten up. Tell Superman to bend you over and just ease up.

And speaking of super. Tim gave me some condoms designed for Kryptonians. But I think maybe you need them.

No-

Co- Con...

Conner?

Tim's definitely my best friend. He gave me con-

Nevermind.

That Tim Drake is my new best friend?

💭 time to jump

What do you know, Batman..

What- what so-?

Different sources

What sources.

Both???

Your son is my favorite person. I ask for your blessing.

I love your son, Bruce.

2 months ago