Matt Tabak

The sparkling water I buy comes in 36 oz. bottles and has 0 calories per 12 oz. serving. But a full bottle has 15 calories. I beat the system by drinking them one serving at a time.

Nonstop Bucky tokens are unreal. #OnWisconsin

Right. What you can’t do is pay the cost to attack and attack Gideon’s controller.

The sizes of my work laptop and my phone are converging.

So, I'm pretty sure the answer wants to be that Propaganda is irrelevant and you're attacking Gideon Jura. That rule has some things that likely need updating. Not mentioning attackable permanents seems to be an oversight. Thanks for making me go read that one. #WotCstaff

Sorry, "because of prior commitments"

The gold medal-winning USA women's hockey team declining the White House invitation because of prior commitments and then patiently waiting while those prior commitments become a party with Flavor Flav in Vegas is just a remarkable story.

Read this a few times, and I’m still not sure if this is an app or an overenthusiastic friend.

Canada’s Nathan MacKinnon Looked So Disgusted Getting a Plushie After Gold Medal Loss To the victor, the spoils. To the loser, a very nice stuffed animal.

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I have a Switch, and I've almost bought another console like three times a year for the past 10 or so.

(Also someone bring a device capable of playing a Blu-ray. Oops.)

Got an incredibly cool gift in the mail today: the Igniting The Spark Blu-ray! If you haven’t seen this documentary on Magic’s origins, it’s still streaming in a bunch of places so you don’t have to come over. But you could. Bring snacks. #WotCstaff

23-year old Celebrini is going to roll over the 2030 games like a monster truck.

(As much as Nathan MacKinnon's personal Labubu distress or whatever is giving me life.)

I maintain my stance that the US women and CAN men winning gold was the best possible mini-timeline within this overall less-than-ideal timeline.

Grapefruit: Like an orange, but gross

Want some more… champagne?

Well, I was pulling for Canada, but a USA gold is the next best thing. Happy for Jack Eichel and Noah Hanifin! #VegasBorn

Time zones were a mistake. #Olympics

2nd Annual $1 Million for Charity Stream (Part 15) YouTube video by Tom Grossi

Spreading the word one more time: @tomgrossi.bsky.social has been streaming for almost a week straight to raise $1 million for charity. We’re $120,000 away and not going to sleep until we get there. #grossiposse www.youtube.com/live/1uBx5Ll...

#newsentences

Pineapple is a great all-around pizza topping. Perfect with ham, bacon, and especially on BBQ pizza. Underrated with anchovies.

So what you're saying is, rather than "No goals," "goals."

Don’t be, like, shocked if Ride of Sorrows shows up at an Unknown event this year. @gavinverhey.bsky.social #WotCstaff

Twitch Twitch is the world

Can also recommend this stream every Saturday night. Entertaining host. Good music. www.twitch.tv/bravenewfaves

I’m still rooting for Canada, so I’m not sure I’d be able to stop laughing long enough to learn anything about hubris.

We suspected we were, but we're getting USA vs. Canada for the men's hockey gold. Let's gooooooo.... #Olympics

Whoever's losing at first intermission should have to change sweaters.

Watching CAN/FIN with my wife.
Her: What is the Ride of Sorrows?
Me: What?
Her: Announcer said he was taking it in to the Ride of Sorrows.
Me: To the *right* of (Finnish goalie Juuse) *Saros*
Her: This is why hockey is usually at 7pm, not am.

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