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Zero Doinks: World’s Weirdest Chicago Bears Podcast

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Two idiot 40ish Bears fans who enjoy beverages and gambling. Original, we know. But at least we create music? #illini https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/zero-doinks-worlds-weirdest-chicago-bears-podcast/id1476024011

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Drew Dalman > anyone the Bears have had at center since 2014 (Roberto Garza)

Bears back?

10.03.2025 16:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bears.

10.03.2025 15:58 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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S7Ep1: All The Way Back. Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears Podcast · Episode

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13.02.2025 05:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Zero Doinks is back for Season 7. So much has changed since S6 ended with the golden foot of Cairo breaking the hearts of Packers fans. BJ said yes to Kevin Warren and the Bears braintrust. Virginia McCaskey is dead. Dick Jauron? Also dead. But we have never felt more alive.

13.02.2025 05:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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S6Ep26: What Is Next (Again)? Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears Podcast · Episode

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20.12.2024 05:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Will the Bears losing streak end in 2024? We doubt it. Join us as we wrap up the 2024 version of Zero Doinks and will return after a new coach (and GM?) is hired. We love you, we want your Christmas to be very special and drunk

20.12.2024 05:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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S6Ep25: Is This Our Fate? Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears Podcast · Episode

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11.12.2024 16:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Four games left to extend a seven-game losing streak. Is this just going to be our lives, forever, until we are dead? Never thought that Grover would be a permanent guest on the show, giving his weekly award. Plus an explosive “Keep An Eye On Dan” puts Dan Doinks on his heels

11.12.2024 16:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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S6Ep24: Flus Is Finally Fired. Kevin Is In Charge. Podcast Episode · Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears Podcast · 12/04/2024 · 1h 45m

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04.12.2024 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Anyone going to miss Flus? We feel weird about Kevin Warren being in charge. Ryan Poles, you’ve been naughty. This week’s weird episode.

04.12.2024 21:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My best guess as to why there was a delay in firing Flus Friday morning, and the reason the braintrust sent him to face the press one last time?

It was car wash time for Kevin Warren (no, not the Pat Fitzgerald locker room kind)

03.12.2024 04:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I see Mario Cristobal went to the Matt Eberflus school of mathematics

01.12.2024 00:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How do we feel about people who watch shows at airport gates without wearing headphones

30.11.2024 10:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If the Bears don’t fire Eberflus today I swear …

… I’ll keep watching them because I’m an addict

29.11.2024 14:50 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Prediction not off to a great start

28.11.2024 18:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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28.11.2024 14:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Drop your Bears-Lions prediction.

Mine is that Eberflus will win his first challenge of 2024. And then he’ll get a haircut at halftime.

28.11.2024 13:31 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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S6Ep23: Flus Fired Yet? Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears Podcast · Episode

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26.11.2024 05:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thomas Brown and Caleb Williams. Should we keep this tandem together? Caleb looks unbelievable. Is Flus fired yet? Join us as we prepare for the inevitable Lions murder that’s about to happen. Much love to Onebar and Lupagus, congrats to their Vikings.

26.11.2024 05:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Which one is your guy?

26.11.2024 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

With Hicks out today, I’m looking forward to seeing the return of Craig Steltz at safety

24.11.2024 16:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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S6Ep22: We Thought We Were Dead Inside. Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears Podcast · Episode

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20.11.2024 13:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No one wants to think about the Bears at the moment. As luck would have it, Dan and Bill magically discover they have a similar issue occurring right now, and they are about to go on a journey together. That is more important than Santos getting his terrible kick blocked by GB.

20.11.2024 13:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Does anyone know where Matt Eberflus was on Jan 6th?

18.11.2024 02:58 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Do you think someone needs to tell George McCaskey what happened today because he was busy hunting down milk and cookies for Virginia during the 4Q?

18.11.2024 02:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Should be illegal

18.11.2024 02:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hope he gets another haircut during work this week

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The Bears didn't even talk to Jim Harbaugh. He was too scary.

18.11.2024 02:30 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

I can’t believe the Packers almost lost to Matt Eberflus.

17.11.2024 21:11 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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