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Newt Gingrich watching you die

How I sit waiting for you to realise you’ve been poisoned

Had a dream that Coca-Cola has a new ad campaign where the soda wants to fuck you. The bottle says "I know I taste good, but I bet you taste even better." Voiceover: Coke, the soda that wants to fuck you

A parody of "Join, or Die." revolution political cartoon. Instead of a snake, a dragon, representing various minorities, holding a cracked crown, representing the American oligarchy.

Sick and tired
(Disclaimer: trans is at the head for a reason, but all else is random. Getting distracted by what should go where is exactly the petty distraction they want.)

A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR." The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

👒🦈

every professional writer i know is an absolute pervert for em dashes but go on

Commission

- racist DOGE guy (redundant) canned
- federal judge upholds birthright citizenship
- another judge blocks voluntary resignation
- NY state going to court over treasury business
- patel put on ice for at least a week

Yeah, what the fuck is up with this?? I don't know why folks who should damn well know better are suddenly reviving this one, but... no? Do not?

Friends without last names

Fem Ace 🔥

Rain forest Nami 🍊
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#onepiece #nami

fulfilled my #sanbin brainworm finally

i think it's cute that since WCI, Sanji's gone from a moody brooding teen type to now a wide eyed cute boy majority of the time 😊

Show my OC/sona...? well

#sabolu dadson, 3.5k words, rated E

archiveofourown.org/works/62156185

#shezleth #fe3h

hi wooce! what are your favorite fanfiction tropes? — :DDDDD QUESTION!!!!!! Hello c: neospring.org/+r/135235198...

(+ the tierlist I mentioned)

Fanart of Edain from Fire Emblem.

Fanart of Edain from Fire Emblem, but this time a young Seliph and Lana are there.

EDAIN IN FEH 🎉
[ #FireEmblem ]

This outfit makes me wanna bite on her boobs I feel like they'd be squeaky like

just one panty shot plesae..... please toei.....oda..... im begging

(재업) 브나나 트레, 내출혈만 있는 로시난테 dlc

A couple of Ultra Balls

SSI meme with Patrick about how bad SSI is

#Chronicillness #ChronicPain #Disability

Happy yew near Dots!!!

"is this abandoned/discontinued" or "update when" or similar are never appropriate comments. instead, tell the author your favorite things about the fic, what you're hoping to find out in future chapters, that you reread it all the time... that encourages authors way more than "where chapter"

[로코라] 재업/빛의 마법을 보여주는 로코라 바보커플만화

"Looking In, Looking Out"

#CoraLaw ❤️‍🔥🐯, 5.2k, rated E, TW for underage Law.

Law realizes that with as much as he's recovered, he might finally have a shot with Cora-san.

archiveofourown.org/works/61601170

just got a visit from the cops because some karen complained that i’ve been yelling “you there boy what day is this” at kids in the street for the past three hours 🙄