lil miss 613

i have to be at work in 36 minutes but i’m currently butt naked eating a crunchwrap on my couch rn

tooooooo many ppl outside so i promptly took my ass home. but i hope everyone had a cute and safe halloween !!!!

Heidi Klum dresses up as Medusa for Halloween.

i have two phones while i wait for everything to transfer to my new one, i feel like kevin gates

and when yall see me outside with a walking boot and a heel on, mind ya business

yk what you’re right imma save this shit for next week

now let’s see how long it takes me to remember it lmao

lived in chicago for almost 10 years and i’m finally getting a chicago number

EXACTLYYYYY

lmk when those commissions open up again baby!!!! i’d love to give u my money 🫶🏻

“love you in the dark” is not a happy song???? like the last line is literally “i don’t think you can save me” like????

i’m always so confused why people post their wedding pics on instagram and add breakup music ???? like babe did yiu even listen to the song???

i need a good ole wheezy & wet cry, what movie should i watch???? send reccos

need a modern take where cinderella wears clear acrylic pleasers

gonna watch Cinderella (the one w whitney and brandy aka the only one that matters) and clean my house, don’t text

server at the seafood boil saw me and goes “diet pepsi?”

mama, i’ve made it

i didn’t even know there was a contest and i won a bunch of rlly rlly cool bartender shit. i got a bunch of malort merch and a bottle of chartreuse (which is my favvvv liquor) 😍😍😍

loveeeee getting to be around my bartender fam 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

i won the costume contest at the straight halloween party last night by being “cum on eileen” :3

someone told me tonight that i have the kris jenner haircut im actually going to jump this time

the answer is that they are in fact greasy. be that’s not a style for our hair.

(you know the answer)

why is it that every white person with dreads always looks greasy

afters with old gays are everything bc why did they chill our tequila shots 😭😭😭😭

the gworlssss

i would make a great pope

FUCK. ICE. FUCK THESE PIGS.

i’m going to start DJ’ing with the sole intent of bringing authentic bounce music to chicago

the autisms love to wahoo and yippee and honestly it brings me so much joy

it’s giving strings