Eve_says

I actually can not drown as I am holding in all the thoughts and grievances like a ballon holding in air.

I am buoyant

Work swapped to one ply toilet paper on the floor the lawyers are on.
✨The recession is recessioning✨

My parents raising me with a „you could’ve done better“ mindset actually only left me with crippling anxiety that prevents me from starting anything new because it will never be good enough™.

Thanks though

Im her but less stylish

One time in Uni one of my group partners was making fun of me using tone indicators (/s,..)

So I told him he was the only person I felt the need to use them around. Prick.

Pictochat was peak human communication.

I put a rubberduck on my stupid PC case bc the power button does the stupid flickering light thing sending out light signals into the universe.

#WomenInSTEM

I mixed up 6 and 8 so I just told someone I wouldn’t date someone above 8 feet bc that would be to tall for me personally

I have a suspicion that my neighbor is feeding the fucking BIRDS and I like birds but pigeons are the drunk drivers of the sky!!!

That’s the spirit of a trendsetter
Hell yeah

I have such a girl crush on RAYEs voice 😭

Being a rave girly in Europe sucks so bad WDYM they are all in US??? Get the over there

I hate techno 😭

Nooooo, Someone save him

Electrolyte imbalance induced psychosis meme of Tony stark

My favorite sleeping position giving me neck pain is a cruel joke.
God is such a bitch for that one

My safe space is incredibly unsafe, actually.

Is full of OSHA violations

The only thing I’ve been loosing is my mind

Dieting is no fun you’re just hungry and sad

I really be like “communication is the key” and then ghost everyone 😭

If I had a pistachio allergy I would simply die

Plymouth Rock

Serving infinite jail time for unleashing centuries of colonialism

Horsegirl era

Walking down the street exhibiting mental illness is a wild way to start the day

An ache for lasagna?

honestly, what the fuck

plankton from spongebob squarepants says i don t know i never thought id get this far ALT: plankton from spongebob squarepants says i don t know i never thought id get this far

My whole life has been me coasting on Plan B’s that whenever Plan A works out I’m just as surprised as everyone else.

You are a void for vibes