Aaron Dude

My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far

I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands

From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Donald Trump
Subject: Pedophilia

Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together.

Best,
Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.

none of my favs implicated

In no particular order: Jacques and Julia, Japanese Iron Chef, East Meets West with Ming Tsai, Tyler's Ultimate with Tyler Florence, Good Eats, and Great Chefs (and it's spin-offs)

when you realize they couldve released one email every day trump didn't capitulate to their demands on the shutdown you will realize they lose on purpose

An orange cat named Manny makes biscuits in the air

Manny making some air biscuits

Friend of Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Gates, donated a tiny fraction of his grotesque wealth to farmers suffering from climate change.

If he paid taxes properly he would have been paying billions and billions in taxes.

Now he pretends to be generous with the money he owes us all.

In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.

The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.

The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.

Why?

It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

youtu.be/UKU-LZh6r2o?...

no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good

"How could Dems cave like this after last Tuesday's victory?" But it wasn't a victory for Schumer. His candidate -- the Trump-supported one -- lost. The jubilation and hope folks feel about Mamdani? Chuck feels the opposite. To sum up: he sucks.

Until the sun burns out

YouTube video by Wrestling Brain AEW adds another championship title. But WHY?

We’ve started uploading clips from the Wednesday stream onto YouTube, it’s been a disaster, the numbers are humiliating, but if you want to check it out, here it is!

youtu.be/kr-58h0lvDk?...

Steve Orosco post claiming the race is razor close.

Election results showing he lost 86 to 13.7%

The MMA fighter Republican candidate for Mayor of New Haven said the election was going to be razor thin. Let’s check the results.

Michael Rappaport. More like Michael Crapaport

Hyperfixed | The Lords Work

If you are familiar with Reply All, but have no yet listened to @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social, listeners are saying the latest episode is a “banger”. You should maybe give it a shot.

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

An old Camel ad. Joe Camel is leaning against his car smoking. His henchman Mel Camel is offering me a cigarette. It's clear that they intended only to teach me a lesson, not to hurt me. It's okay that they hit me with their car. Just look at that sunset. God, I feel more alive than I have in years.

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

It's All the Same Milk! - Racket A gallon of whole milk can cost anywhere from $2.16 to $4.95. Why?

A gallon of whole milk can cost anywhere from $2.16 to $4.95 , but it's all coming from the same plant in north Minneapolis:

if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile

A chart showing animals in the family Musteloidea. Includes raccoons, skunks, otters, badgers, weasels, and ferrets.

Just an absolute banger of an animal family

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

photo of vince gilligan with a quote from variety: "AI is the world's most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit." - Vince Gilligan on why he hates AI

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