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I never wanted to be your weekend lover.

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Smith got left out: "The Supreme Court has held that prosecutors and judges have broad immunity for anything they do in their official capacities." We'll see, won't we?

03.08.2025 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember when Dems were bigly mad that Biden (correctly) preemptively pardoned a bunch of people?

03.08.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump Invites Sex Offender to Kidsโ€™-Fitness Announcement โ€” New York Magazine Probably not the best move right now.

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01.08.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Players contract is up, they want more money. The league overall is not profitable, never has been, and is subsidized by the NBA. If you go to ESPN comments will not be in favor of the playersโ€™ ask because they have no leverage. Here comments will favor players. Thatโ€™s your tl;dr

20.07.2025 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Here legally since 1999, thousands of immigrants have 60 days to leave โ€” The Washington Post In September, the Department of Homeland Security will end temporary protections for more than 50,000 Hondurans and Nicaraguans who have lived legally in the U.S. for decades.

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20.07.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s your takeaway? That he considers looking out for others to be the real
masculine virtue?

25.06.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly these are the same tough guys that stood outside the school while the madman was killing kids because it was โ€œtoo dangerous.โ€

15.06.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatโ€™s a capital crime again, Chief? How does law enforcement work, again? I wonder what his face would look like if a citizen got on tv and said, โ€œIf you kill a citizen for merely destroying state property, weโ€™ll be notifying YOUR next of kin.โ€

15.06.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜We will kill youโ€™: Florida sheriff issues stern warning to protesters | CNN As protests over the Trump administrationโ€™s immigration raids continue in Los Angeles and other cities, Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier and law enforcement officials warned that demonstrators ...

Lighten up, Francis www.cnn.com/2025/06/13/u...

15.06.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess so. Now if you had called me a Vichy collaboratorโ€ฆ well thems fightin words, Missy.

10.06.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re still here?

10.06.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh he aimed carefully

09.06.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1237    ๐Ÿ” 200    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
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๐Ÿด โ€œThe LAPD remains focused on its core mission: to protect lives, safeguard Constitutional rights, and serve every neighborhood in Los Angeles with integrity.โ€ ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

09.06.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 603    ๐Ÿ” 250    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

And did you call me a โ€œblue Nazi fuckโ€? What the fuck does that even mean?

10.06.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2/2 control of Trump. Should Newsom oppose them with other CNG troops loyal to himโ€ฆ what, like a shooting war if NG troops? What the hell are you talking about? You havenโ€™t thought this through. But I like that youโ€™re mad about it. How mad were you in November, when this outcome was warned?

10.06.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Iโ€™m not gonna block you, why would I do that? I will say that your perspective on this is simply wrong. ICE can conduct raids. Illegal? You say so, but so what? Meanwhile theyโ€™ll conduct raids. The Fed took over the CNG? Illegal? You say so, but so what? Meanwhile theyโ€™re under commandโ€ฆ 1/2

10.06.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What Democratic leaders? The ones yโ€™all didnโ€™t elect? The ones in the minority? Did everybody skip 7th grade and just not know how the system works?

08.06.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2/2 just on Trump's or Bondi's or Patel's fucking word. To not understand this is to not understand what America is. Enjoy Moscow, comrade.

07.06.2025 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Friend, if they had these allegations, why bring them NOW and not three months ago? It actually doesn't matter what they accuse him of, or what he even (allegedly) did. The point, you must bring a case and he must be allowed his day in court. We do not lock people away... 1/2

07.06.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New federal employees must praise Trump EOs, submit to continuous vetting Trump will continuously monitor all federal workers for โ€œtrustworthiness.โ€โ€ฆ

Oh, he was serious about this, it turns out arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

03.06.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somebody somewhere is keeping track of all the million things--firings, rules changes, etc.--that will need to be put back after this piece of shit leaves office, right?

16.05.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So your president at minimum did a deal with Kashoggi's dad and perhaps even knew him personally. The boat is now owned by a Saudi businessman, Al-Waleed bin Talal. So put all that together and draw your own conclusions.

14.05.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let me add a wrinkle: Kashoggi's father, Adnan Kashoggi, owned a super yacht call the Nabila, which was used in the film Never Say Never Again in 1983. He sold that yacht to a certain real-estate developer from NY who renamed it Trump Princess.

14.05.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump Administration Welcomes World Cup Visitors to Enjoy a Nice, but Brief, Stay

How to say we don't like you without saying we don't like you. Do these people not know how tourism works? The economics of tourism is literally why these events were invented in the first place. I hope the whole world stays home now. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/07/u...

09.05.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DEI hire

25.04.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
R647 I will never forgive those who voted for this
YouTube video by Hawk's Podcasts / mdg650hawk R647 I will never forgive those who voted for this

Anyone know what the story is here? youtube.com/shorts/O-Zup...

22.04.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ICE Barbie out there slinging that white for extra cash... or maybe it's just a go bag in case shit goes sideways? Hard out here for a cabinet secretary, ain't it?

21.04.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I want to tell you why the case of Kilmar Abrego Garcia should matter to you.

The one power you cannot give the executive is the ability to imprison or expel anyone regardless of their legal rights. That is our key check against autocracy. And we are watching it disappear.

15.04.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44502    ๐Ÿ” 14014    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1470    ๐Ÿ“Œ 573

Americans need to understand this is larger than Garcia's return--which of course should be done immediately as his deportation was clearly illegal. This is about can SCOTUS compel the WH or will they be ignored, which would make our country a functional dictatorship. Not tomorrow, today. Now.

14.04.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lawyer for U-M protester detained at airport after spring break trip with family Dearborn lawyer says feds tried to seize his cellphone at Detroit Metro Airport as he returned from spring break trip with his family.

Deeply concerning: US citizen lawyer getting detained and his phone searched on reentering the U.S. at Customs. www.freep.com/story/news/l...

08.04.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5850    ๐Ÿ” 2762    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 253    ๐Ÿ“Œ 384

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