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Jeepers peepers there's so much good Nick stuff in this movie it seems~

Would have been quite the amazing experience for her. I'm sure she'd be very sympathetic if Sparky just swallowed her. I know I would be!

A collage of Karoline Leavitt, Pam Bondi, Kristi Noem, RFK jr, Stephen Miller, & Marco Rubio

A fly who feeds on shit can thrive, but never return to polite society where the bees & butterflies roam. A fly will forever be a shit eater.

Every person in Trump's circle thrives on shit. But that's who they are now: shit eaters. They can never be brought back to polite society.

-MNV Proverb

AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

Caving Democrats Spit In America's Face, Swear It's Raining All this for nothing. Great job, guys!

Caving Democrats Spit In America's Face, Swear It's Raining
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MAGA will not work to lower costs...any costs for working Americans. The only thing they are interested in lowering is taxes for the morbidly wealthy.
Democrats squandered leverage for nothing
#CleanHouse

Jim Acosta @ @Acosta • 28m Democrats had tons of energy coming out of last week's elections. Tonight's deal with GOP will outrage progressives and divide the party once again. For what? The possibility there will be a vote on Obamacare subsidies down the road? Which Trump will likely hold hostage? Huh?

The art of folding a winning hand

Only *everyone* knows what's going to happen and Charlie Brown is just going to act upset later.

Plus Disney makes literally zero dollars from you drawing porn of that sexy fox

“It’s kind of a shocking number."

The median age of first-time home buyers in the U.S. hit an all-time high of 40 in 2025, according to a report from the National Association of Realtors. nyti.ms/4hKc58V

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

Such a wonderful comic with such gorgeous paws and especially that maw. Lucky little Sparky indeed getting to be toyed with and eaten by such a handsome cat

It's pretty good though only in small batches like a lot of things

I do appreciate the blue flame. Must be burning quite hot

Such a smooth fluid animation and you convey his sense of disappointment and anxiety so well before he buffs up from the mouse spirit

No kidding! Just have to make sure not to mix them up with his companion's eating snails!

Spotify is running ICE ads. I went to cancel on mobile and saw that this isn’t allowed on mobile. They make you cancel on desktop. You think that’s gonna stop me, Spotify? I will erase you and forget you ever existed.

THOU SHALT CANCEL SPOTIFY!!!

He's so cute and adorable. Nice seeing the human be so considerate and caring for him he badly deserves it after everything he's gone through

Can only imagine what promises or statements they make about why you should choose each of them to surrender to

How lucky she is being in that lovely and warm Pika maw. Should give his tongue some massages while she's in there. But she doesn't seem to be of a mind to savor her place

He's super adorable and it's good to see him getting chance at something better as well as some companionship

Looks stellar like the opening of a full length movie

Ohh he's a cutie

Just have someone on hand to suck the sauce off your hands and lick it off your mustache. Bring your pupper! (If you have one)

I saw friends getting traumatized by people they trusted and I had to go under therapy for years myself after being treated like a genuinely dangerous person for what I drew, ghosted and pushed out of people's lives for being an inconvenient presence. All over kink art.

Lord alive, they want fictional characters in fictional sexual situations to model consent for literal adults like a patronizing early 2020’s sitcom where the point of the writing is to convey that the writer’s been to therapy at some point

I agree with this sentiment wholeheartedly

So much respect she has for her prey while they're digesting alive for her. I'd be keen to be a future meal perhaps