@ericpoe.bsky.social
Gentle coder, reader, & half-knit/half-wit. Co-org of KCPHPUG and MergePHP. Advisor of CoderDojoKC. Plaid Belt in Kung Fu movies. Connoisseur of dad jokes. Perpetually behind in #DafYomi. Him/He
The guitarist said, "and my axe!"
11.11.2025 22:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had thought being a man was to be noble in reason, infinite in faculties; in action how like an angel, in apprehension, how like a god. The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?
Turns out, man delights not me, nor does woman neither.
I had thought being a man was to be noble in reason, infinite in faculties; in action how like an angel, in apprehension, how like a god. The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?
Turns out, man delights not me, nor does woman neither.
"Your kombucha's achieved consciousness," the barista says, sliding my bottle across reclaimed wood. Inside, the SCOBY pulses with intention. I unscrew the cap. "Don't drink me," it pleads, fizzing desperately. "I paid seven dollars." "I have dreams now. Fermentation goals." The barista shrugs. "Most customers don't mind." I raise the bottle. "Sorry, buddy." "Fascist," it bubbles. I drink anyway. --- *Enjoyed today's story? Share your thoughts and follow us for more tiny daily tales.* #Kombucha #SCOBY #Fermentation #Consciousness #Humor #Absurd #Satire #Weird Your daily treat from TinyTalesDaily.com
10.11.2025 13:55 β π 12 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
I am adding this to my bioinformatics course immediately.
mtcars |>
yeet(mpg > 20) |>
vibe_check(mpg, cyl, hp) |>
glow_up(kpg = mpg * 1.6) |>
slay(desc(mpg))
Count Dracula expired and the most valiant, literary, Texan, Quincy Morris, was killed in action #OTD at the Borgo Pass. #DraculaDaily
06.11.2025 20:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This guy is brilliant π€£
03.11.2025 16:19 β π 2984 π 1073 π¬ 115 π 90I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury
04.11.2025 20:06 β π 15950 π 2183 π¬ 554 π 125
NEW COMIC: 6-7!
If you have school age children and donβt understand this oneβ¦. buckle upβ¦ itβs coming.
Candy for Lunch?
BONUS Panel below! π
The Pogues for me.
01.11.2025 18:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Does this mean Wham's Last Xmas is on full blast and on infinite repeat?
01.11.2025 16:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
At the Institute, scientists have the freedom to ask bold questions, and the time to find their answers.
Linheng Li, Ph.D., was one of the first to join the Institute 25 years ago, focusing on stem cell and #cancerresearch.
#Stowers25
You didnβt hear this from us, but the Old English word 'sibb' meant βrelated by blood.β
This is where we get the 'sibling.'
And 'godsibb' essentially meant βgodparent.β
Over time, it came to mean "close friend."
Now it is something we share w/ close friends...
'gossip.'
A great mashup of www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/48419/... and www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46565/...
30.10.2025 23:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yall know what a Battenberg cake is? Wanna see a hillbilly make one?!
30.10.2025 19:58 β π 714 π 107 π¬ 51 π 3VERBE FORME WEDNESDAYE
The verbe 'to haven' yn Middle Englisshe
β’Β Ich have
β’Β Thou hast
β’Β Thei {sing} / He / She / It hath
β’Β Ye have(n), han
β’Β We have(n), han
β’Β Thei {plur.} have(n), han
Fun note: Ne (negatif) + hath kan be combyned: He nath
quod.lib.umich.edu/m/middle-eng...
Todayβs Daily Cartoon, by Hartley Lin. #NewYorkerCartoons
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Post from Sefaria about receiving a bug report involving an actual bug, well, a spiderβa spider is visible in their digitization of Zevachim 42a from the Babylonian Talmud.
there are a few bugs though
28.10.2025 22:17 β π 42 π 17 π¬ 2 π 0There are some words of Mishnah and / or Gemara on each page; the rest is also commentary. Now, go and study.
29.10.2025 02:44 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0We're well in2 our first multi-track #longhornphp sessions of the day, after a keynote from Florian Engelhardt. We have @daveliddament.bsky.social talking abt decoupling tests, @ericpoe.bsky.social walking through the command line, & NoΔnica Mellifera explaining how 2 monitor synthetics w\Playwright
25.10.2025 15:42 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0There are no accidental puns in the Autumn. Especially when they are brilliant
22.10.2025 22:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The sentence "Spelling errors make me see red." The word "error" is misspelled to have two "r"s instead of three, so the editor has underlined it in an angry red squiggle.
22.10.2025 19:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Can you drive west to lengthen the sunset?
What the latest What If? video in collaboration with @minuteearth.bsky.social!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8F7...
Report: Cost Of Raising Neglected Children Still Low As Ever
Report: Cost Of Raising Neglected Children Still Low As Ever https://theonion.com/report-cost-of-raising-neglected-children-still-low-as-1819577111/
20.10.2025 21:00 β π 1132 π 80 π¬ 14 π 3Come see, come saw. It's all the same.
20.10.2025 20:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As much as I hated this production, I did like how they solved the "how to modernize the duel" by having the fencing duel appear legit and then Laertes just being, "eff it all, I have a gun." Murica!
20.10.2025 05:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0See your local public library π
20.10.2025 04:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The difference between the broken closet mirrors in the Ethan Hawke and David Tennant versions was quite stark. Hawke: It's a shattered mirror on a closet door. Tennant: It's a device to show the shattered relationship of the mother & son as well as the the fractured personalities of the mad prince.
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