Ava Smartt

When I sold weed I thought of the cost of things based off how many grams I’d have to sell to afford them

When I fucked people for money I thought in terms of how many dicks I’d have to take

Now that I have an office job I think about it in terms of how many hours of suicidal ideation are required

Tgirls were invented by Pioneer to sell more CDJs

I refuse to watch porn with dubstep in it

I’d rather get broken up with than lose a stuffie

I literally just nut in her and she asks me “Have you ever read The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions”

I’d date a woman that doesn’t watch porn but I’d never date a man that doesn’t

Resisting the urge to cruise the dolls in the queer clinic waiting room

I’m only eating Reese’s peanut butter Easter eggs today 🤷‍♀️

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Seems sus but okkkk

A downside to eating less/being healthier is you don’t get to take as many shits that make you feel like a whole new person

I couch understanding in colloquialism, snark, jokes, and asides

The best part of transitioning is people finally wanna drug me

You don’t need a squatty potty if your heels are high enough

At least the OG Nazis manufactured high quality drugs

Tgirls that are plural or therians turning their noses up at tgirls that are sissies - bonkers

I will live long enough to see the 21 vape salute at Elon’s funeral.

Top Gear adjacent content has just gotten increasingly sad and lame

Definitely clothes in that bag and not an absurd amount of fuck toys

The only motivation I have to leave the house rn is b/c I want food, booze, and cocaine.

And tbh I only want the food so I can consume more booze and cocaine.

Accessories are important in both crime and fashion

I, on occasion, do put together a cute look

Ah the classic Texas pastime of double checking your concealed carry before taking your pup on a quick late night walk.

If I can just make it to 4:00 p.m. then I can finally eat breakfast 🙏

So so disappointed when I found out Uncut Gems wasn’t about uncircumcised tgirls

The dolls would never

JFC the whole beginning of his set has been LMFAO remixes. It’s not just one. He’s doing the whole catalog.

The atrocities perpetrated by the Trump administration pale in comparison to the those being committed by the DJ at the vintage market outside my work playing a deep house/dubstep remix of LMFAO’s Sexy and I Know It at 11 a.m.

Stone top butch vs verse fagdyke butch slut