Stoned Illusions

We all know that your weed guy's time is different from every other human's on the planet... but how long has been the longest you've waited for him to be 5 minutes away? #stonerstruggles

Preacher?? I haven't heard of that. I'll go and check it out! Thanks.

"Police officers holding a small marijuana plant with text overlay making fun of exaggerated claims, stating: 'Sir we've seized 3 tons of marijuana.' 'Did you say 1 ton of marijuana?' 'Yes sir, 8 grams of marijuana.' The bottom section features a close-up of an officer looking high."

That's one evening isn't it? Blink and it's gone! #weedmeme

Just finished Brassic on netflix, sort of stuck on what to binge now. Any suggestions?

Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky

Interesting paper! I guess the next question is 'How ethical is it to use psychedelics for major life changes, and what are the long-term effects?' Positive changes may occur, but what conflicts arise? Did users revert, or did their lives improve after making these decisions?

When the top-listened song is rain sounds for the third year in a row. 🥲

Amazing dude, they're great looking pieces, I'm sure you'll find plenty of people about!

I'll give it a watch! Vaporizing it does seem to be a much better method. I was tempted to use MCT oil too, just to get rid of all the nasty stuff.

Some people are so talented man.

Wow they're amazing, is it a labradorite centre??

I feel this. I was a smoker for 15+ years. In the end, I got massive paranoia and anxiety when I smoked, over the most ludicrous things. I still love it. I just haven't been able to come back to it...yet. I've heard that a higher level of CBD along with THC would help.

A woman in a pink tracksuit holds a large tray filled with colourful smoking apparatuses, including bongs and pipes, in a well-decorated, cosy room.

Me welcoming all my stoner buddies to the weed side of Bluesky. #weedwednesday

a group of men are standing around a man in a red hat and sunglasses holding a coca cola bottle . ALT: a group of men are standing around a man in a red hat and sunglasses holding a coca cola bottle .

I've just realized a tweet is called a skeet here... that is not what I was brought up with skeet being.

Thats great! Exactly what I was looking for 👌🏼

Amazing I'll give them a follow ✌🏻

I need some weedhead starter packs, what have you got? #stoner

My new cannabis strains seeds came out with pink and yellow tips.

Just finished harvesting a new strain I've bred. The seeds came out with pink and yellow tips! Genetics are blue power x granddaddy purple

What should I name this one?

#cannabis #homegrown #genetics #seeds #krunkzkreationz #cannabisseeds #purple #weed #marijuana #purpleweed #exotic #new #thebest

Shaking Body Ezra Collective · Dance, No One's Watching · Song · 2024

What's your song this morning? Who's with you to kick start your day?

This is mine.

open.spotify.com/track/1LisJs...

The image is a drawing of four stick figures on a yellow background. The central two stick figures are high-fiving, with the word "ME" above them. To the left, one stick figure is jumping excitedly with a green Spotify logo above its head, while the other stick figure next to it has a cannabis plant above its head. On the right, a stick figure is also jumping, with the Bluesky social media logo (represented by a blue butterfly) above its head. The image conveys a playful and joyful vibe, symbolising connection and fun.

Me right now #weedmeme #tokingtuesday

The image features a close-up of a vibrant cannabis plant with frosty trichomes and purple-tinged leaves. Text overlays the image, reading: "How do you consume?" at the top in capital letters, followed by "Drop your favourite way below" at the bottom. The text is in a simple, clean font, inviting engagement.

In your opinion, what's the best way?

Isn't it! We've all been there trying to dab bits of green with your fingertips

Definitely not the other sock...

Image of Rosanna Pansino holding a marijuana joint made up of a combination of marijuana and her father’s ashes.

Screenshot of Rosanna Pansino’s Instagram story: “We lost my dad about 5 years ago to leukemia. He was the best. His dying wish was to be grown into a cannabis plant and be smoked. So that's what I did.”

Rosanna Pansino reveals she's smoking her dad's ashes in new Instagram story:

“His dying wish was to be grown into a cannabis plant and be smoked. So that's what I did.”

This image features a two-panel meme with SpongeBob SquarePants. The left panel shows SpongeBob with a bored, dismissive expression and the text “Me dropping my phone.” The right panel shows a distorted, panicked SpongeBob, with wild green energy surrounding him and the text “Me dropping my WEED.” This humorously contrasts a casual reaction to dropping a phone with a more frantic response to dropping weed.

A weedhead’s worst nightmare, right here. 🤣

Best advice I ever got: Use a sock on a hoover to rescue every precious crumb.

What’s your top stoner survival tip? Let’s hear it!
#StonerWisdom #WeedFails