Karlos the Frociaggine

I will not ego lift I will not ego lift I will not ego lift

but do aliens believe in me?

People need to keep in mind this is the line. The reason we have such a breadth of styles and niches of adult content now is because people can make a living off of it. If we have our incomes demolished, 90%+ will have to stop and disappear. Action matters now more than it ever has before.

Thank you bb

ACAB includes when cops flick their lights so they can run a red light at an intersection

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From this month's edition of The Onion.

Too dark.

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Some of y’all need to pump the brakes just a smidge. Save it for the bots.

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The CORRECT answer.

It’s the whole Prep doxy discourse all over again.

THAT is so wild.

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Swallowing you whole. Not sorry.

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Might be a mimic, that chest too good to be true… I better roll for an investigation check… 😏✋🤚

The way I audibly dry-heaved.

SPEAK ON IT

Guy says he doesn’t “feel a connection” to just hang out… ok????!

Hmmmmmm

Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”

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Lmao JESUS

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

But also don’t confuse with other people. I know the shoe doesn’t fit so I’ll stay in my own lane because it’s not me.

Being an adult is tiring

Thank you for thinking Julia would Love me 🥹♥️

Julia Child hated that Julie lady cuz she recreated all her recipes without being stacked as fuck. My point is, Julia Child would have loved oomf.

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Hoo boy! what a day.

I am a bottom that has that affect in other bottoms.

I smell like a good soap, thank you!